Maaaarge I'm Bored (Marge) Why don't you read something? (Homer) Cause I'm trying to RedUCE my bordem.

Stupid, eh? Yeah, I'm stupid. Stupid like a fox!

Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?

Trying is the first step towards failure". - Homer Simpson

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.