Stupid, eh? Yeah, I'm stupid. Stupid like a fox!

Maaaarge I'm Bored (Marge) Why don't you read something? (Homer) Cause I'm trying to RedUCE my bordem.

Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?

Trying is the first step towards failure". - Homer Simpson

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.