Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

Stupid, eh? Yeah, I'm stupid. Stupid like a fox!

Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.

Maaaarge I'm Bored (Marge) Why don't you read something? (Homer) Cause I'm trying to RedUCE my bordem.

(Homer:) Check it out, Erin shaved my head. (Marge:) You are bald! (Homer:) Noooo.. Im young person cooool bald, not old person sad bald.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.