I'm really glad I bought this thing. It has been an amazing workhorse. I don't like to take chances, but at least I know that if it breaks through, it will float like a boat and get me out again.
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Related Aye, well, I've got my garden. LIKE I I told my Nike representative, 'Why didn't you guys use me for this?''' Williams said, laughing. LIKE I On the interception, I was out of bounds, LIKE I casually made his 'abort black fetuses' argument. LIKE I I can field my position. If I start worrying about being ready for a line drive too soon that means ... LIKE I I told him that he played a great game,'' said Falcons quarterback Michael Vick , who like Manning w... LIKE I I was so concerned with getting the ball out of my hands and not taking the sack, that sometimes I t... LIKE I I knew I had to throw the ball better,'' Manning said of his poor start. LIKE I I think the reason that I have that title or that moniker is because people don't know what to expec... LIKE I You're either ready and prepared to take on the task, or you're not,'' he said. LIKE I I did not have one butterfly out there today,'' he said. LIKE I Married to the Mob. LIKE I Hello you're with Drudge. LIKE I I don't expect Christian Fundamentalists to reach out to me. They are adamant that homosexuals are i... LIKE I throw enough shit at the wall and some should stick? LIKE I I'm not happy, that's all I can say about it,'' he said. LIKE I You cant live champagne life,if you cant buy beer. I DONT KNOW i dont like when people say you know when they are in the middle of telling you something to me it g... DALLY SALAD You don't find interesting stuff because you don't search enough, ... every book has it's own lesson... DEYTH BANGER If it's about what I like, I like opera as a music and deathstep and dubstep. DEYTH BANGER I'm baking an apple pie tonight, and I dont care Mr.Carb.. Im eating it at 10pm with ice cream,. Tak... NERISSA IRVING It has been wild, you know? I started out just putting a song that I made out on the Internet withou... POST MALONE We dont know what were going to go home to, ... If we dont have anything anymore, Im not sure I want... IAN WILLIAMSON Some days i wake up ready to take one huge risk, push myself past the limits of my mind and body, bu... AMIR RIVEROLL I liked it. Good stuff. It's a pretty big deal if he breaks that (Ruth). I'm glad I get to see it. I... JASON ELLISON This is another bad thing that happened, but I know great things are coming for me. I feel like I've... REX GROSSMAN To me this was a shocking (birthday) present, like I was so scared but at least I came through it. T... JOSHELYN VIVAS We'd expect to hear from him in a reasonable amount of time, and take it from there. I haven't been ... LARRY BEINFEST If you want to find something with an equation, you must start thinking like a person who have it. DEYTH BANGER i know im not the girl you wanted. not the one you want to hear from. but what you see is what you g... SIMI GREWAL I will take all the action there is, and even if I fail and fail and fail and fail and fail, I know ... JACINTA MPALYENKANA For me, the Internet's like music. I don't like working without it. I will tune it out for h... WARREN ELLIS I really don't see it, ... It will take me at least a couple of years to get there, and he won't wan... KOBY CLEMENS If we can go up and learn those lanes and shoot like this, I'll take my chances. There will be some ... MARK MAY A man can define many things beautifully in his life, but his character is one beautiful thing that ... ANUJ SOMANY We were lucky to get this win. The thing is, the umpire said (before the game) if the ball hits the ... DAVE NIRO I'm glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this gre... DANE COOK "yes i own a whaler boat, it slides across the sea some folks say im a part of it i know its part of... JIMMY BUFFETT It was just an awkward fall. I'm not really sure what it is but we'll find out pretty soon, hopefull... EMILY QUIZON I'd feel pretty good. I really would. I think, as you can see, we're crushing the ball out there. I'... BEN STROUD For me, I sort of felt like it was kind of a fairytale... but an interesting one. I don't know of an... RYAN GOSLING If I don't get a pin doing that, I will at least get back points for it. I like to start out on defe... ADAM SCHUH I know not everyone will like me, but this is who I am so if you don't like it, tough ! BRITNEY SPEARS The worst thing that you want out of a situation like this is the perception that you're gouging due... BILL DOUGLASS This is what I have discovered - and it has been a gift in itself - that books live over and over ag... RACHEL JOYCE I always want people to - to get the message that I'm trying to send out. You know, I've been throug... FANTASIA BARRINO I am here again, in a familiar place feeling something I've felt before, wondering why it's still he... JAN DENISE I don't like it, but my hands are tied. I just want you to know this: if I ever get the chance to be... DARREN SHAN I didn't know if it was out. I was looking at the ball, and then watching him. He looked like he had... BEN BROUSSARD For me, I sort of felt like it was kind of a fairytale... but an interesting one. I don't know o... RYAN GOSLING I have been taking flies out there. We will see how it goes, ... I'm going to take it like I'm takin... ADRIAN GONZALEZ I am glad it is someone like you, Bryan, ... I know I will get a fair shake. I have got to admit I w... JOSEPH GRAY Our guards are amazing. This year we're very good at getting the ball inside. I know if I get double... DANI KUBIK For a plane that looked like it might not make it in those early years, it has been a tenacious work... GEORGE COOK Yeah, I'd like to get the girl and at least make it through the film. AARON ECKHART This was the first thing I ever said, "All right, I'm gonna try to do the very best I can." Instead ... DAVID LIPSKY I need you here with me we look for our love but we dont find it im searching and searching, I reall... SELENA GóMEZ I didn't know if it was out, ... I was looking at the ball, and then watching him. He looked like he... BEN BROUSSARD I'm just so glad that 'can't-win-in-the-playoffs' crap is over. Gosh, I know how hard it is to succe... ARCHIE MANNING Yes, it's true, I have bought a helicopter. I really like it. I can't fly it, but I plan to ... SHANE FILAN Whenever the press quits abusing me I know Im in the wrong pew. I dont mind it because when they thr... HARRY S TRUMAN Take it for a second", "I will come in shortly", after all this is a lie to get out, if you ask me I... DEYTH BANGER I think it's a good scouting thing to know that he had that kind of makeup. It's tough to get throug... JEFF CIRILLO What is worse, I leave it. What can't be understand, I leave it. What is bad, I leave it. What I say... DEYTH BANGER I not often like the begining of something it has it owns doubts, loses and failures. But the end is... DEYTH BANGER It was amazing. I can't believe that something like this can be done. You hear about it and I know h... DAWN HINES I'm so glad, I've been waiting to hear this. I know it sounds terrible, but that was everything I ha... JANE MCCORMICK At this point I don't want to knock a big chunk out, like I did yesterday, at the end of the day and... GUTZON BORGLUM Things just happen like that to me, I've been blessed to catch those breaks so far. It seems like th... CORIE BLOUNT I take a few quick sips. "This is really good." And I mean it. I have never tasted tea like this. It... AMY TAN If I went out in killer heels and full makeup, blow dry, the whole thing - anyone dressed up like th... RACHEL WEISZ Something did happen, and I really don't feel proud of it. DEYTH BANGER I know with me, you really have to, like, pound me over the head to say, 'I like you. I really l... KIELE SANCHEZ I went to an Irish Pub after the race and they saw me limping and they bought me drinks. I always lo... ERIC WORTMAN It was a tragic thing that should have never happened. First-degree would have been nice, but I'm gl... BRUCE SMITH I mumble a lot when im off stage, so a lot of times when im with a friend i'll say something and he'... MITCH HEDBERG It really sounds like somebody she knew. It's just kind of a bizarre thing, but then again, this who... ANITA GATTIS Hannibal at eighteen was rooting for Mephistopheles and contemptuous of Faust, but he only half-list... THOMAS HARRIS It was an amazing experience, I wouldn't trade it for anything, ... But if you asked me 'Would I do ... TOM MURPHY I don't like to get into that, because I don't really know what has happening there, but it was not ... GARY WATERS It desolates me to disappoint you, but your brother is not here. Despite two really praiseworthy att... SHERWOOD SMITH I cry when I think of you....... Doesn't that seem like the sweetest thing in the whole world; to he... KAYLA RAE I'm just glad that Dale pursued it this far because I know if it had been me, or other people, I pro... FRANK PANO I need to feel like the work I'm doing is not necessarily important, but meaningful, at least to... ALAN BALL I don't think this has ever happened before, and I don't think it will ever happen again. But it is ... JAY HEILER I don't know when it started - this thing - bit it's growing, muffling me, suffocating me like poiso... TABITHA SUZUMA Dont ever pretend to like anyone.
It breaks three hearts ... Your's, their's and God's.
Either be to... SWARNIMA And in the future, you know, maybe there's kids in the future for me, I don't really know. T... TRISH STRATUS In 2002, I was sitting at home watching the opening ceremonies, not knowing how emotional it would b... TANITH BELBIN It's really been kind of an unintentional kind of thing for me. I guess you could say that my plan i... DAVE CHANDLER This thing has really upset me, ... Since that story came out, everyone has been congratulating me, ... CELINE DION But...as bad as it was, I learned something about myself. That I could go through something like tha... NICHOLAS SPARKS I know in my soul when something feels like a sell out and I think for me, I knew that if I did the ... ERIC AVERY Certainly I get a lot personally out of it as well, there's the recognition and things like that... BRIAN BEHLENDORF To find that things are never what they seem no matter what way you look at it is an eye opener inde... GARY F EVANS... I didn't know if I'd like to live on a boat, so I decided I'd try it one year. DAVE PATTERSON It felt tough, I felt like I finished strong. My goal was top ten and I was 11th, so I can't be too ... BLAKE RUSSELL The first CD that I ever bought was 'Britney Spears.' It was at a 7-Eleven and I was like, &... JOE JONAS I hope I don't have to go through anything like this again. I hope no one has to go through anything... RICHARD JEWELL I like living. I have sometimes been wildly, despairingly, acutelymiserable, racked with sorrow, but... AGATHA CHRISTIE
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