I'm the stereotypical Utah Mormon.

Grace doesn't grease the wheels of the law. Grace isn't God's way of jury rigging a broken law. It's the other way around. The law is just one small cog in a world animated entirely--from top to bottom, from beginning to end--by grace.

Man is that he might have joy.

They get a lot from eating each other. Mormon crickets are walking packages of protein and salt.

Dare to be a Mormon.
Dare to stand alone.
Dare to have a purpose firm;
Dare to make it known.

Why can't she move in with you? Is she against that? She's not a Mormon or anything, is she?