In a cruel and evil world, being cynical can allow you to get some entertainment out of it

The more cynical you become, the better off you'll be.

No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up

reject the government's cruel and cynical interpretation.

Preferring the nausea of the path to its fated and certain ending.

It's nice to be able to do things for other people, isn't it?

That's why it's fun to talk in the third person sometimes.