In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.

The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money

Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.

I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive.

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

If men knew all that women think, they would be twenty times more audacious