The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money

In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.

Today, one year after their divorce, Pamela and Tommy Lee announced they're getting back together. You know what that means? There's still hope for Ike and Tina Turner.

I will not forgive. I will inflict and invite suffering-all our lives. As Bunni grows up she'll hear from her mother that her father is cruel,capricious, tyrannical person. Bunni won't love me. Everyone will take her side, because she is a woman, I won't be able to say a thing, ever. I will have to keep my mouth shut my entire life. I must maintain my wife's honour. And we call women the weaker sex! How deadly is the strength of frailty, and men-if they're gentlemen- how incredibly helpless!

Men almost always wind up in a better situation after divorce. Women wind up in a worse situation.

The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money