In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.

France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are 'made in America.'

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.

Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the cynic his grouch and the sinner his justification.

A man's heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but it is full of little anterooms which are seldom vacant.