In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
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In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
HELEN ROWLAND In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.
HELEN ROWLAND After practice [Thursday] me and Katie practiced that shot from 20 and 30 yards out. We practiced it...
ANNA MILLER There were probably more people at practice than at our games. I know I've never practiced in front ...
GABE NORWOOD (Practice) wasn't very pretty at times today.
CHRIS ASK We practiced against pressure all week in practice. We were going against seven and eight guys in pr...
EVAN STOKAR O Baba, other wisdom is useless and irrelevant. If falsehood is practiced a hundred times, it is sti...
SRI GURU GRANTH SAHIB There is a way to practice hard and be physical without pads. You can still be a physical football t...
JIMMY JOHNSON At times we played very well and at times we were inconsistent. We still need to work on our passing...
JODI MANORE The fact that we still went hard in practice last week makes those times even better. At state we mi...
JENNIFER ZIMMERMAN The use of incense was very common in olden times. It was employed for profane purposes as an antido...
DAVID STERN Jen made a great hit coming off a penalty corner. We were able to execute the play just as we had do...
JULIE LANE Penalty kicks are certainly something we've practiced and we've made them in practice. I think the p...
JASON HERMAN They're really into it, laughing and teasing each other, and I am looking at Pam and thinking once a...
JAMES HOWE The pre-history of our species is hag-ridden with episodes of nightmarish ignorance and calamity, fo...
CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS The practice of forgiveness is very much like the practice of meditation. You have to do it often an...
KATERINA STOYKOVA KLEMER Endeavor to exhibit your love at all times,but not without sacrifices.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Honoring the sacrifices many have made for our country in the name of freedom and democracy is the v...
CHARLES B. RANGEL There's only so much you can accomplish in practice. We accomplished all that. And we made it throug...
SCOTT DREW And another angel came and stood at the altar, having a golden censer; and there was given unto him ...
BIBLE A coincidence is a small miracle in which God chooses to remain anonymous.
SOURCE UNKNOWN A coincidence is a small miracle in which God chooses to remain anonymous.
ALBERT EINSTEIN A coincidence is a small miracle in which God chooses to remain anonymous.
IRENE HANNON The same way that I practiced the violin, the same way that I practiced my dance moves, I decided th...
LINDSEY STIRLING A story can be new and yet tell about olden times. The past comes into existence with the story.
MICHAEL ENDE I am a very private person. I still get shy at times.
AMY WEBER The fact of the matter is, if you want to be anonymous, you're still better off at the peep show,
PENN JILLETTE Gay men are guardians of the masculine impulse. To have anonymous sex in a dark alleyway is to pay h...
CAMILLE PAGLIA My grandfather, along with Carnegie, was a pioneer in philanthropy, which my father then practiced o...
DAVID ROCKEFELLER Mike is typically a fast healer. At this point in the season, he's basically seen everything he's go...
JIM MORA Only thy holy things which thou hast, and thy vows, thou shalt take, and go unto the place which the...
BIBLE We made some key mistakes. Obviously we didn't play that counter play very well that went for a touc...
ERIC CARDINAL In those olden times you didn't have to be a space scientist to manage the gadget that flicked your ...
MORDECAI RICHLER Life is made up, not of great sacrifices or duties, but of little things, in which smiles and kindn...
HUMPHREY DAVY Soon or late, every dog's master's memory becomes a graveyard; peopled by wistful little furry ghost...
ALBERT PAYSON TERHUNE It's been a bumpy road at times. He's still very confident in his abilities. He still thinks he's go...
JASON LEVIEN In previous years I was so fired up at times I made little mistakes. So I kept telling myself to be ...
RANDALL CUNNINGHAM From the beginning of the year, from the beginning of practice, we wouldn't even practice shooting a...
DARCI LEWIS It's a family tradition now, I think. My dad wore (the jersey), and being a Badger is in our blood. ...
JACK SKILLE Thought is a strenuous art - few practice it, and then only at rare times.
DAVID BEN-GURION Our goal in these meets is to get in and perform the way we practiced. Tonight was pretty close to t...
BRAD CATTERMOLE Schools are required to practice twice a year. This school has practiced. They knew the procedures.
BILL MCLEOD Reimbursement is a major determinant of how medicine is practiced. When reimbursement changes, so do...
DEAN ORNISH We need to be very, very clear here that state workers have made enormous sacrifices in this contrac...
BOB MASTER Well, I never really practiced because I never had the opportunity to practice.
BUDDY RICH The legacy of King Leopold very much lives on in the Congo. Here is a country which since colonial t...
ADAM HOCHSCHILD I never had a problem shooting the ball since I began shooting at a young age. Dribbling and defense...
BRANDON MOTON Any revolutionary agitation exacts enormous sacrifices, not so much in terms of prison sentences and...
PETER KROPOTKIN Graffiti is a pathetic attempt at anonymous recognition.
DALE ADAMS We were very nervous in the first half. We surrendered too much possession. We can still spring a su...
RONALD KOEMAN Leadership that exploits and sacrifices young people on the altar of its goals is nothing more than ...
DAISAKU IKEDA Above all things, and at all times, practice yourself in good humor
THOMAS JEFFERSON I used to do a lot of casual photography - back in the olden times when one used film - but it had f...
KARA SWISHER Leadership is practiced not so much in words as in attitude and in actions.
HAROLD GENEEN Leadership is practiced not so much in words as in attitude and in actions.
HAROLD S. GENEEN Leadership is practiced not so much in words as in attitude and in actions.
HAROLD GENEEN Every player needs some confirmation that what they're doing is working. The thing fans don't see on...
BENJAMIN WATSON Control is the wrong word. The practice is very much about sharing, and, in any creative practice, s...
NORMAN FOSTER I don't feel I made any sacrifices at all. I'm doing my best to juggle.
AALIYAH Animals used to provide a lowlife way to kill and get away with it, as they do still, but, more intr...
EDWARD HOAGLAND I am not one who was born in the custody of wisdom; I am one who is fond of olden times and intense ...
GUSTAVE COURBET It's a very nice kind of quasi-fame being a writer, because you remain largely anonymous and you...
KHALED HOSSEINI The first time Kiya met Hapi was over a year ago. On that day, she was at the temple - not to sell p...
MIRETTE BAGHAT 'To Kill A Mockingbird' is one of the great American books. It covers some important topics like cen...
HILERY WALKER His first five days at spring practice were probably the best I've ever seen from anyone. The improv...
BOBBY LAMB Tarantino's 'Django' amused me very much. It is as made by an adult that was still a chi...
ALEJANDRO JODOROWSKY The course isn't usually very difficult, but again the conditions were rather wet and muddy. The gre...
KEVIN MOEN Even though its anonymous, it's still ominous,
DANIEL SOLOVE And it is essential that in fighting terrorism, sacrifices should not be made on democracy.
BULENT ECEVIT We all felt on top of the world. It was a justification for the sacrifices which had been made by ou...
NELSON MANDELA So much of life is a negotiation - so even if you're not in business, you have opportunities to ...
KEVIN O'LEARY Serving becomes very different at sea level. At altitude, the ball sails farther. The ball gets driv...
TOM PETERSON If you stop enjoying it you should stop doing it. unless it pays the bills; In which case sacrifices...
ALEXIS JOCHMAN I don't want to blame it on my hips, but it's just kind of been hard at times playing with bad hips....
JOE COHEN He looked good, but he's looked good for a while in practice and everything. I don't think his probl...
TOMMY BOWDEN We do not admire, we hardly excuse, the fanatic who wrecks this world for love of the other. But wha...
G.K. CHESTERTON We're feeling good, definitely better than we were earlier in the season. But we still have a long w...
MIKE LEVEILLE I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kic...
BRUCE LEE Looking back at our lives, the unbelievable thing is that despite all the times when things felt so ...
JOHN MARK GREEN I remember, at one point, my folks were really pushing me because I was obviously good at [acting] a...
LOU TAYLOR PUCCI We had other options. But, I'll say, we were very, very happy when he made the call to say he was st...
ANTHONY GRANT Life's irony;In the olden days sinners were found only in the pub,but nowadays,the real sinners are ...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) We are very much a favorable site for them. We are still very much in the running.
GARY STEUCK I think he (Greenspan) made it very clear the Fed is still in a tightening mode.
BILL HORNBARGER It's the one place I feel completely anonymous. And I just like the way they treasure everything. Th...
BRITNEY SPEARS My parents were not born in Vienna, but they had spent much of their lives there, having each come t...
ERIC KANDEL Life is made up, not of great sacrifices or duties, but of little things, in which smiles and kindne...
HUMPHRY DAVY Life is made up, not of great sacrifices or duties, but of little things, in which smiles and kindne...
SIR HUMPHREY DAVY I think there's a misconception that kids cut too much weight, and hopefully this will put that in c...
DENNIS LYBERGER A sermon preached but yet not practiced will fail to touch the hearts of its listeners and will neve...
SANTOSH THANKACHAN The old boy network is still very strong and very true. Just look at the stock exchange and how many...
BILLIE JEAN KING An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes, which can be made, in a very narrow field.
NEILS BOHR An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field.
NIELS BOHR Tee-to-green, I'm streaky, but I'm still very good at times, ... My short game, as far as bunker and...
MARK CALCAVECCHIA He made some crucial saves at important times and we were able to hang on.
HUGO LUNA Back in the really olden days, dinner was seldom a ceremonial event for U.S. families. Only the very...
NANCY GIBBS At times we think we have it solved. And then there are times that we are still very soft against it...
BILL REATH We spend a lot of time on defense (in practice). It was nice to watch a game where we did everything...
DON CONGDON Made in Germany still has a very good reputation in India.
GEORGE JOSEPH This year's commemorative events have enabled us to demonstrate to those who lived through the war a...
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