Joel McHale
Related T-PAIN Because makeup happens in my life as an actor, face wash is a key. I use La Mer cleansing gel every ... ERIC STONESTREET TENA DESAE They might [tick] off some longtime fans, but I'd rather hear 'Vertigo' everywhere I go instead of B... EAMON KYLIE JENNER EDWARD SNOWDEN DUSTIN DIAMOND JAMIE MCGUIRE SHAY MITCHELL When I was teenager, Britney Spears was it - that was the pop world that was happening, and I knew I... VALERIE JUNE I use the Koh Gen Do face cleanser and the foaming face wash. The cleanser takes the makeup off and ... JENNIFER MORRISON I bought a crystal ball, and I wanted to use it, but I didn't know how, and I wouldn't use i... MICHAEL MOSCHEN CHRIS PINE BEN AFFLECK ERIN MCCARTHY Joel McHale is so money, he should be printed on money. JOEL MCHALE Raymond's ... Britney (Spears) and our baby. BRAD GARRETT MADONNA On one hand I am this weird androgynous tomboy where I'm strangely low maintenance and have a fi... RACHEL ZOE Not that I recall. I don't use the word juice in that context. JEFFREY SKILLING ELTON JOHN Klaus from the Teddybears, Bloodshy and Avant and Mike Snow, they've done lots of Britney Spears... DIPLO COURTENEY COX POPPY Z. BRITE I learned not to blink in a close-up or move your head at all, because if you did, they wouldn't... FRANKIE AVALON KYLIE JENNER I actually enjoy Britney Spears. Not as a singer but as a performer. I just enjoy watching her. I th... LAURA BENANTI ELLA WOODWARD I have to dedicate this to Britney (Spears) and our baby, BRAD GARRETT MADONNA MADONNA AMBROSE BIERCE JIMMY BUFFETT LONI LOVE I sing 'I Have Confidence' from 'The Sound of Music' as Judy Garland, Celine Dion, B... SARA CHASE If I was still at school, I'd be looking at Britney Spears and dying to be her. SHEENA EASTON AMY POEHLER LINDSAY LOHAN I don't use the big video screens that a lot of other artists use because personally, I think it... ERIC CHURCH GIGI HADID KELSEA BALLERINI DANIEL QUINN You can't just get rid of it by tearing it up, ... which means I actually could still be legally mar... RICHARD BACON JOE WURZELBACHER ZOE FOSTER BLAKE I use the language I use to my friends. They wouldn't believe me if I used some high-flown liter... ADRIAN MITCHELL ACE FREHLEY TENA DESAE I didn't think I'd ever have to feel conflicted about Britney Spears. MCRAE REED I heard that Britney Spears is buying. That's what I heard. I don't know if it's true. MARY O'BRIEN I heard that Britney Spears is buying, ... That's what I heard. I don't know if it's true. MARY O'BRIEN I'd like to dedicate this to Britney (Spears) and our baby. BRAD GARRETT RACHEL BILSON SIMON HOGGART KATE MOSS It's nice to have a few names. I use a few names myself. I use a few different surnames. I call ... AIDAN GILLEN EMMANUELLE CHRIQUI When life gives you lemons, make grape juice...then everyone will look at you funny and think to the... JAMIE K. BATES ORLANDO BLOOM I am very much against makeup and high heels and all that we inherit as 'beauty.' NAWAL EL SAADAWI I think that sometimes kids use the show as a jumping off point for talking about things with their ... LUKE PERRY Las Vegas honors women - Celine Dion, Bette Midler, Britney Spears. I love that Las Vegas celebrates... JENNIFER COOLIDGE I don't use a hat as a prop. I use it as a part of me. ISABELLA BLOW Natural beauty products are a must! I use coconut oil-based RMS makeup, and I slather almond oil on ... PHOEBE TONKIN I would say 95% of the time, because you just can't remember your lines if you're drinking a... THOMAS HADEN CHURCH Find and use your passion, and you'll have a great career. Don't do it, you won't. It... LARRY SMITH GRACE GEALEY MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS I dye my hair, and I use teeth whitening strips. Unless I burnt myself or damaged my skin, I wouldn&... DARCEY BUSSELL SASHA PIETERSE GIGI HADID There's not a ton of roles out there for the insecure, loud Britney Spears type. BETTY GILPIN Sometimes, I don't even want to put on makeup. And sometimes, I feel so unattractive and blah. LIL' KIM JOHN PAUL DEJORIA BEBE REXHA I was not so interested in night-after-night coverage of Michael Jackson's death or Britney Spea... CAMPBELL BROWN JOE BASTIANICH ZOE KRAVITZ DIANE KRUGER There are no captions on red-carpet photos that say, 'This girl trained for two weeks, she went ... EMILIA CLARKE JILLIAN HERVEY ERIN MORGENSTERN BOBBY FLAY I'd like to dedicate this to Britney (Spears) and our baby. ... Everybody Loves Raymond. BRAD GARRETT LANCE GROSS JOYCE MEYER How'd you like to live forever with a Britney Spears start page? ROB ENDERLE I don't drink as much as I use to could. ANNA NICOLE SMITH MICHIO KAKU DANIEL EK EVELYN WAUGH CHELSEA HANDLER JOHN MCAFEE I even agree with the new digital ways of filmmaking, where you don't even have physical film in... J. LEE THOMPSON DON RICKLES O. J. SIMPSON I wash my face every night with Ivory soap, and I don't wear much makeup. BRANDY NORWOOD RICHARD ATTENBOROUGH KHLOE KARDASHIAN You've got muscles and you use them everywhere else in your body when you want it. Why not your ... CATHERINE O'HARA
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You have to have talent. You have to get the audition and then you have to nail the audition. JOEL MCHALE I don't think the NFL had the slightest intention of taking me, except as maybe a water boy. JOEL MCHALE It's an awesome thing to be flung out onto the stage twice a weekend in front of 250 people, and... JOEL MCHALE My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That's a really horrible goal, just to be ... JOEL MCHALE Once you've been booked, people in Hollywood say, 'Oh he must be good.' All the while yo... JOEL MCHALE It's important to have the right agent - people that are working hard for you. But an actor need... JOEL MCHALE Joel McHale is so money, he should be printed on money. JOEL MCHALE If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams. JOEL MCHALE Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair gla... JOEL MCHALE Follow what your head is telling you and work hard. That's the big secret. JOEL MCHALE KEVIN MCHALE KEVIN MCHALE KEVIN MCHALE KEVIN MCHALE an intimacy that can't be reproduced. JOHN MCHALE Could we have physically moved combat forces into an American city, without the governor's consent, ... PAUL MCHALE KEVIN MCHALE KEVIN MCHALE KEVIN MCHALE KEVIN MCHALE KEVIN MCHALE These preliminary observations, and others under review, form the framework for an in-depth analysis... PAUL MCHALE I can think of no one more appropriate or compelling than Colonel Madden to keynote the conference t... JOHN MCHALE KEVIN MCHALE KEVIN MCHALE We believe that when someone is wrongfully incarcerated, the press can help draw public attention to... JOHN MCHALE We anticipate providing from the Department of Defense a 500-bed mobile hospital. That will be deplo... PAUL MCHALE Training has been very good but you would expect that from a man with twenty years of experience at ... FINTAN MCHALE He is very commanding in the air and because he is so experienced he is able to talk everyone throug... FINTAN MCHALE It's going to be a physical spring. MARK MCHALE That's not good enough. We charted out 47 passes and 25 runs per game last season. We need to increa... MARK MCHALE That wasn't physically getting beat. It was a miscommunication deal. MARK MCHALE We'll be fine. I have guys that are good athletes and quick feet. I can work with that. MARK MCHALE The thing about linemen is they got to be athletes - you don't want the big fat guys that can't move... MARK MCHALE We'll see if he's one of those kind of players. MARK MCHALE The guy who had the biggest challenge (on Tuesday) was Overmyer. He was going against the first-team... MARK MCHALE I had a little heart-to-heart with him, and I think the light bulb finally came on. He got a little ... MARK MCHALE The word is 'caution. We have to look at a mission and decide if a civilian capability is available ... PAUL MCHALE KEVIN MCHALE We were transforming the world, working 20 hours a day. [Media] people were jumping in because they ... TIM MCHALE Feed a stray dog when you get lonesome for me. Check on some of the older ladies in town that have n... CELESTE FLETCHER MCHALE the words of a madman are only chaos to the sane. -JOEL JOEL OSTEEN JOEL OSTEEN JOEL OSTEEN JOEL SALATIN BILLY JOEL JOEL OSTEEN JOEL OSTEEN JOEL OSTEEN JOEL OSTEEN If I play a villain, I try to find his lightness and his good side. And if I play a hero or a good g... JOEL KINNAMAN JOEL OSTEEN JOEL OSTEEN I love 'Breaking Bad.' I'd watch Bryan Cranston read the phone book, for days. JOEL KINNAMAN JOEL EDGERTON JOEL EDGERTON BILLY JOEL We have an uncanny ability to make birds do what we want them to do. In Blood Simple there's a s... 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JOEL KINNAMAN The question is: Where would it get you if something that's a little bit ambiguous in the movie ... JOEL COEN JOEL OSTEEN JOEL SALATIN JOEL ROBUCHON JOEL FUHRMAN JOEL SALATIN JOEL SALATIN JOEL OSTEEN I've never really understood that. It's a funny thing; people sometimes accuse us of condesc... JOEL COEN JOEL OSTEEN JOEL ROBUCHON JOEL EDGERTON JOEL FUHRMAN JOEL OSTEEN JOEL MADDEN JOEL EDGERTON JOEL OSTEEN JOEL EDGERTON JOEL OSTEEN JOEL OSTEEN BILLY JOEL JOEL OSTEEN JOEL EDGERTON Black and white is abstract; color is not. Looking at a black and white photograph, you are already ... 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JOEL HODGSON It's a funny thing because you look at the careers of other filmmakers, and you see them sort of... JOEL COEN BILLY JOEL JOEL FUHRMAN JOEL FUHRMAN BILLY JOEL You love all your characters, even the ridiculous ones. You have to on some level; they're your ... JOEL COEN BILLY JOEL It's so hard and impossible to shoot in L.A. The costs are astronomical. JOEL SILVER JOEL OSTEEN JOEL EDGERTON JOEL EDGERTON JOEL SALATIN JOEL OSTEEN JOEL EDGERTON JOEL FUHRMAN Well, I haven't really been able to shoot in California for a while. Little movies yeah, but the... JOEL SILVER JOEL EDGERTON JOEL OSTEEN My parents are apolitical - no bumper stickers, no yard signs. They don't talk about politics. JOEL BURNS JOEL ROBUCHON JOEL OSTEEN JOEL ROBUCHON
You can't hate Britney Spears because, you know what, no matter what Britney Spears been doing, ... 
I keep my beauty regimen as natural as possible. I wash my face four times a day. In the beginning o... 
I'll usually wash my face with a face wash, then I'll go to my makeup. I like to use Nip + F... 
If I had to describe myself, I wouldn't use words like 'hero.' I wouldn't use 'p... 
The Britney Spears fans aren't going to dig us. 
I said no strippers," I said, watching dumbfounded as Trenton danced around the room to Britney Spea... 
My daily beauty regimen is definitely always in the mornings, and at night, always washing my face w... 
When I'm kissing someone, I don't want to feel as though I'm rubbing off all the makeup ... 
Sometimes it's Britney Spears and sometimes it's Carrie Fisher. I can't tell if I've got a Lolita co... 
He was willing to pay her to hang around his house and paint Piper's fingernails? It sounded as easy... 
I love Britney (Spears). I want to do nothing but support her and praise her. I became obsessed with... 
I do like Britney Spears. I think she's cute. I think she's fun. And I like her records. You... 
Sometimes I use Botox. Compared to most, I use it very sparingly. One time I did too much, though. I... 
And I can't think of a reason I'd ever use a pseudonym, as I wouldn't want to publish so... 
I will take off my makeup with wipes and then wash my face again. Then, I use a toner, moisturizer, ... 
I have always kept my beauty regime super simple, but I would say discovering you could use coconut ... 
[My daughter Lourdes and I] listen to Britney Spears songs together. 
WINE, n. Fermented grape-juice known to the Women's Christian Union as "liquor," sometimes as "rum."... 
I always said that I wouldn't use a teleprompter, and if I start to sing real flat, I'll han... 
Miss Britney Spears took a dude that was already with a girl that had babies. And sometimes when you... 
In a recent Valentine's Day posting on her fan website, Britney Spears says that - oh, who cares... 
How can you not like Britney Spears? 
I love St. Ives Apricot Scrub, and you can just get that at CVS - it's so good, though; it's... 
I was raised on a farm in East Tennessee, and my first concert was Britney Spears. It's my job a... 
There is a difference between the inmates of your criminal prisons and the inmates of your cultural ... 
I'm kind of like Britney Spears having a headache. Everybody wants to know about it. 
It'll seem convenient 'cause I am ambassador for the charity, but Look Good Feel Better laun... 
Every time Paul and Gene use my makeup, they have to pay me a royalty check. I think they changed th... 
I have a sensitive skin, so all products I use have aloe vera in them. I wash my face a lot and avoi... 
My daily beauty regimen consists of washing my face before bed and putting on moisturizer. 
When I was collecting material for a political gossip column, and someone said something interesting... 
I remember taking my makeup off at a Saint Laurent shoot, and I was dragging it across my eye. The m... 
My mom was an aesthetician and she went to beauty school back in the '60s. I just remember watch... 
I prefer Christina Aguilera to Britney Spears - loved her VOICE, what a voice! 
I find that when I put too much makeup on, or I use a certain brand, my skin will break out. I tend ... 
I love natural beauty, and I think it's your best look, but I think makeup as an artist is so tr... 
What I do is I try to be as healthy as possible all around. I use a Proactiv daily wash because my f... 
I personally think my sister is so stunning without makeup. And she doesn't wear that much makeu... 
I don't use e-mail or a computer. I would be so inundated that I wouldn't be able to get any... 
I grew up in the era of Britney Spears, where artists had songs written for them, and you got up and... 
Essentially, wines are fermented grape juice, so I'm trying to make the point that the wine worl... 
I don't really have a beauty routine. I always use coconut oil, and I always wear mascara. That&... 
Her beauty didn't do her any good and she couldn't use it in any positive way or manipulativ... 
I think anytime with your mom, whether she's famous or not, you're watching what she's d... 
Sometimes I write what I can't paint, and I paint what I can't write. I use a different part... 
Lime juice makes things taste fresher. I use it for drinks, salsas, relishes, soups, and sauces. You... 
If I had my way, the woman I marry, she wouldn't be a part of Twitter and she wouldn't be on... 
Don't just let the devil use your mind as a garbage dump. 
If a Martian came down to Earth and watched television, he'd come to conclusion that all the wor... 
In general, people are comfortable sharing their music. There are two exceptions, though - Lady Gaga... 
Other nations use 'force'; we Britons alone use 'Might'. 
The challenge is to keep it fresh. If you're talking about Britney Spears over and over, it'... 
I think that it's when we step out of the road, step outside the box, become our own person, and... 
They always use the word 'insult' with me, but I don't hurt anybody. I wouldn't be s... 
I tell inmates all the time, 'Don't complain about your grind. Do your time.' 
I don't use film in the way that the great auteurs do. I use film, the camera, to record as effe... 
I'm not shy about wearing a lot of makeup! But when I don't have to be done up, I just use a... 
Adaptability is crucial to working on Glee because every day is adapting to something. Because we... 
I love chocolate mousse, that's probably my favorite. I'm a big strawberry shortcake fan as ... 
'Talk to me,' it's what you say to someone to let them know you're there. Just three... 
If you want to reap financial blessings, you have to sow financially. 
When the negative thoughts come - and they will; they come to all of us - it's not enough to jus... 
A pig has a plow on the end of its nose because it does meaningful work with it. It is built to dig ... 
Musicians want to be the loud voice for so many quiet hearts. 
Why don't you start believing that no matter what you have or haven't done, that your best d... 
I'm hardly digging trenches for a living. I'm getting to tap into my boyhood fantasies of be... 
In a way, we are magicians. We are alchemists, sorcerers and wizards. We are a very strange bunch. B... 
Resting metabolic rate is largely genetically determined, but our calorie intake has an effect as we... 
Industrial agriculture, because it depends on standardization, has bombarded us with the message tha... 
I really wish I was less of a thinking man and more of a fool not afraid of rejection. 
He that cannot decidedly say, No, when tempted to evil, is on the highway to ruin. He loses the resp... 
My cooking philosophy, what I try to do, is to make a cuisine where the produce and the product shin... 
Dieting by portion control doesn't work because one is constantly fighting addictive drives. 
We can produce more per acre on a fifth of the fuel as the industrial food system. 
I am very honored for all the distinctions and accolades, but what I am most sensitive to is my clie... 
The tricky thing becomes: Do you know yourself well enough to then portray that on screen? And for m... 
I'm kind of crazy with karma. I really believe that everything you do revisits you, so, I'm ... 
When a dish works, it works for everyone, whether you're Asian, European, African, American or a... 
My mom always said that there would be haters. Not everyone can love ya. 
We have these weapons of mass destruction on every street corner, and they're called donuts, che... 
It's very cliched to go, 'You're not punk.' We don't care if we are, and we don&... 
I always kind of aim with the action stuff to make it feel like, as an audience member, you're e... 