In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

For one thing, I don't pun excessively in real life.

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep

Nowadays the thing which is going to help us in hard times are the books/films... movies.... series... they are filled with such tragedy and horror and everything which you are going to see in real life.