Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it.

Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.

I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent to have a lot, and to behave with anything other than courtesy in the old sense of the word - politeness of the heart, a gentleness of the spirit.

In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.

I must take issue with the term 'a mere child', for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.