In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.
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Related Philadelphia is a great market for local TV news. Both KYW and Channel 10 have had good runs. But Ch... STEVE CAPUS If there was a channel that showed nothing but hysteria and panic, it would be the highest-rated cha... DAVE NAVARRO We need an environment (TV) channel. BRIAN LAPOINTE We look at piracy in two segments: the distribution channel and within the end-user community, NANCY ANDERSON We only told one network. You see that we have the top two shows on TV, as well as the top shows on ... GREG JOSWIAK When I was young, there was only one TV channel, sponsored by the government, and it only broadcast ... MO IBRAHIM It was clear that they had stopped shipping into the channel because the channel is filled. Now they... DANIEL KUNSTLER Programmers have more than one channel and there are ties between them. In order to get decent price... MARK REINHARDT We are excited to team up with the TV station to provide services to the Channel. We will deploy our... DANIEL NG ATM is still a cash channel; we want to migrate it to the digital channel. ARUNDHATI BHATTACHARYA It's the fastest growing entertainment form, any way you look at it. It's sort of our unique opportu... CHARLES HIRSCHHORN One channel is the Stress Channel and the other is the Peace Channel. We really do have a choice abo... GINA LAKE From Julia Child to 'The Galloping Gourmet' and the Food Channel and Cooking Channel, our fa... CHUCK NORRIS It's not just another channel; it's the channel. BILL BURNHAM Too many brands treat social media as a one way, broadcast channel, rather than a two-way dialogue t... SIMON MAINWARING Last year we launched Glasgow TV, the first city to have their own scheduled broadband TV channel. W... IOLO JONES It is a process of diverting one's scattered forces into one powerful channel. JAMES ALLEN Don't turn the channel, ... no matter what the score is. DAVID ECKSTEIN It is a process of diverting one's scattered forces into one powerful channel. JAMES ALLEN For the first time perhaps since (1979 to 1990 prime minister) Margaret Thatcher we will have at the... CHANNEL FOUR I can confirm that we have had correspondence from solicitors acting on David Blunkett's behalf. CHANNEL FOUR We welcome the statement made by President Taylor about the imminent release of the journalists. We ... CHANNEL FOUR We understand the charges ... were brought in court without legal representation for the men, CHANNEL FOUR I think it was ill-timed, I think it was ill-conceived and I think it was a matter of poor judgment, CHANNEL FOUR The Channel continues to work with legal support on the ground in Liberia in coordination with Briti... CHANNEL FOUR you can give what you don't have; only when you be a channel. KIMTO OCHE EMMANUEL We have been investing in building a mobile-first selling capability by establishing the Consumer Ch... B. KEVIN TURNER When I started my YouTube channel in 2010, I never imagined that one day it would be the most subscr... PEWDIEPIE Where things have fallen short is in the channel. There isn't yet a developed sales channel for mobi... DANIEL TAYLOR It's one additional delivery channel. It's not the ultimate killer app. BOB HUGHES I'm fortunate. The NFL Network is on Channel 25, ESPN is Channel 26 and ESPN2 is Channel 27, ... I g... MARK CAMPBELL I would say the film world has stopped operating as one. We have divided it into Hindi movies, Benga... MITHUN CHAKRABORTY On that day, our channel stopped and became an all-access news channel. GIDEON YAGO Here, we have female directors and producers; in fact, one whole channel is run by a woman. Pakistan... UMERA AHMAD It is a process of diverting one's scattered forces into one powerful
channel. (on focus). JAMES ALLEN We added this channel education seminar because the auto-ID channel will play an important role in t... MARK ROBERTI I didn't have cable television growing up; there were only six channels you could watch then. Th... IGGY AZALEA We are inventing a new distribution channel. DOUG EDWARDS We were having a couple of drinks together and I asked them: What do you guys think of a 24-hour cha... MIKE GARROW The city manger is trying to turn Town Lake into the Houston ship channel. BILL MORIARTY And she says, 'You have to see Channel 2.' We turn it on and it's like -- whoa! It was disgusting. I... DON NEWBAUER Consequently, the cost per channel can be significantly reduced by using the eight-channel device. CARL ALBERTY I work from a deep sense of insecurity. I have the belief, and I can't shake it, that there are ... CHUCK LORRE Streak of silver sea. LORD ROBERT ARTHUR TALBOT CECIL SALISBURY, 3RD MARQUIS OF SALISBURY The Channel is that silver strip of sea which severs merry
England from the tardy realms of Europe. UNATTRIBUTED AUTHOR We expanded the brand to include a whole line of apparel and accessories, but we quickly learned tha... KATHY IRELAND Since Sirius has a slight disadvantage to XM in the OEM channel, retail channel must be the greater ... SANFORD BERNSTEIN You can't hack your destiny, brute force...you need a back door, a side channel into Life. CLYDE DESOUZA We don't want to compete with the channel. DON WARD The analog inputs are software configurable in four different modes. The choice of 8-channel single-... WALTER MOSHAMMER The crowds are always larger when we play Andrew. I remember one game when a Channel 7 helicopter wa... DOUG SUTOR In the 500-channel universe, which may, of course, contain many more channels than 500, the fun neve... TOM SHALES What we understand happened is that the operator, Mr. Miller, did not see the channel marker and hit... KAREN PARKER We are pleased to provide services for this promising new Channel. We believe our ability to develop... DANIEL NG One has to assume that because we haven't seen them they have actually left the bay and the Corpus C... TONY AMOS He was highly driven and motivated to help the channel. BOB VENERO You still have to have Lifetime, because that viewer base is a lot more established and committed. D... ADI KISHORE Goals help you channel your energy into action. LES BROWN Smiles form the channel of a future tear. LORD (GEORGE GORDON) BYRON A la carte is not good for consumers, and we have experience to prove it. Disney Channel was once of... ANNE SWEENEY Sin is Energy in the wrong channel. AUGUSTINE OF HIPPO The current situation where we have only one export channel to get to the market is being shown to b... ALICK OSBORNE The problem is we have a timber pile bridge in a sandy channel. JEFF WEISS Gundar seemed to come to a decision. "Well, as my old mam used to say, if it looks like a duck... JOHN FLANAGAN I want you to channel Jessica Rabbit and give him a show. GINA L. MAXWELL All of the back channel information I'm getting is that they're actually making some progress. ROBIN LANIER It's a channel for the creation generation. It's not just TV and film, it's dance, music, theater, d... SHANE WALKER The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel. WILLIAM GIBSON They just want to change the channel. MONTE SOLBERG A river is easier to channel than to stop. BRANDON SANDERSON A lot of consumers actively enjoy advertising, especially fashion print ads and clever TV commercial... VIRGINIA POSTREL Our supply constraints also resulted in the company's inability to replenish the channel towards the... PATRICK LO I wrote 'Channel Orange' in two weeks. The end product wasn't always that gritty, real-l... FRANK OCEAN SUPERFRUIT!! The BEST YouTube Channel ever! SCOTT HOYING MITCH GRASSI I can't get off that channel, DUNCAN EDWARDS In the marketplace, nobody offers the extensive array of live content that we do. This is the first ... DALE KNOOP We were actually doing quite well with the contemporary format, but Clear Channel launched the new v... DEBBIE WAGNER I am proud of the Fox News Channel. ALAN COLMES Symantec has always been good to the channel, but they're not quite there with the price point. The ... DARREL BOWMAN If it goes through the Yucatan Channel, there won't be much to weaken it, MAX MAYFIELD I've actually got a Motley Crue channel on Pandora. THOM TILLIS If I'm going to turn on the television, it's going to be the Fox News channel. MEGYN KELLY In this play, we recognize that the business acumen of the channel provides better value. JAMES HANLEY I was in a commercial for the Disney channel. I was the camp leader for the campers. OLESYA RULIN * Get one of those marvellous pink rabbit hand blenders. Like the ones I've seen on the late-night s... BRIDGET GOLIGHTLY I channel surf like probably most people. ED O'NEILL Microsoft's biggest problem is its [sales] channel. BRUCE RICHARDSON I'd been gearing up to working in theatre since coming out of drama school, but it was an exciti... AMANDA BURTON Your self-talk is the channel of behavior change GINO NORRIS I called him and told him to turn on the Pentagon Channel, since (the children) were going to be on ... JENNIFER HANSON One thing we have learned from doing these things is not to get too fancy with the channel designs. ... THOMAS ARDITO If you find yourself easily provoked, then just change the channel. TOBA BETA I have alot of emotion. You just don't see where I channel it. DEDRICK D. L. PITTER Every man is a channel through which heaven floweth RALPH WALDO EMERSON It cuts a deeper, faster channel through the canyon. GREG POLICKY Just when some thought that search as an acquisition channel had reached its limit, it continues to ... BILL TANCER We've been looking at this whole idea for quite some time and figuring out if it's complementary to ... ALEX THURBER The channel is known only to the natives; so that if any stranger should enter into the bay without ... THOMAS MORE I wish there was a news channel that really told you what was going on in the world, not just sensat... ANDIE MACDOWELL The buzz on Reality so far is good. We know both consumers and advertisers love reality TV, and thou... JULIE NELSON
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