Tom Robbins
Related Life is God's joke on us. It's our mission to figure out the punch line. JOHN GUARRINE CHUCK PALAHNIUK We are all only God’s joke here having the same punch line. VIKRANT PARSAI I told a different disgusting joke with the same setup and a different punch line, ... I'm hoping th... HARRY SHEARER I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical. NORM MACDONALD ADAM CAROLLA We're just good friends. We joke around here in the clubhouse, but if we see each other outside, we'... JOSE REYES CLIFTON FADIMAN I never told a joke in my life. ANDY KAUFMAN HERMANN HESSE This is the biggest joke I've ever seen in racing, KEVIN HARVICK HILARY MANTEL TAMORA PIERCE My dad is a really funny guy, and we would make jokes about my leukemia. When my friends would come ... VANESSA BAYER Portland hardly got to have an identity before that identity became a joke - I live in a joke. Seatt... ISAAC BROCK It's a joke - a bad joke, but a joke. JULIAN KURTZ Poetry is like making a joke. If you get one word wrong at the end of a joke, you've lost the wh... W. S. MERWIN I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES Life is not a joke, but majority have made to look like a joke and amidst them some knowingly and ma... ANUJ SOMANY It was like, here comes a joke. Here's the joke. I just told a joke! FRED ARMISEN My friends always joke that I run on batteries. ALEXANDER WANG STEPHENIE MEYER Life is a joke, heaven a reality. FAGBAYIMU SAMSON ADEOLA STEVEN WRIGHT STEPHEN WRIGHT WILLIAM S. GILBERT You want to know the joke he thinks is stolen from him? It's a Taco Bell joke, CARLOS MENCIA HOLLY BLACK KEVIN NEALON On stage you look much larger than you are. You can have subtle changes of timing; how you place a p... SYLVESTER MCCOY NIPSEY RUSSELL NIPSEY RUSSELL KURT VONNEGUT JR. ROBERT POLLOK Cigarettes are an instant signifier in culture. It punctuates a joke, or puts that extra zing on a p... MARTHA PLIMPTON [The photograph was described by a police witness as] a joke of a kind someone outside police cultur... BRUCE DAVIDSON ARISTOTLE BERTOLT BRECHT ARISTOTLE EDWARD ALBEE This world is a joke, and I'm in it OLIWAH GOUDEE ALEXANDER POPE Your reality is someone's dream, Ur dreams are someone's joke, Ur joke are someone’s reality. Don'... CYNTHIA A FREDRICH FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE CRISS JAMI GEORGE BERNARD SHAW HERMANN HESSE ridiculous, a joke taken too far. MAHESH BHATT Life is not a game. Still, in this life, we choose the games we live to play. J.R. RIM The older I get, the more convinced I am that humanity is a cosmic joke. We are the joke of the anim... NIC SCHUCK JOSH HOMME (The play) was kind of a joke on the middle class and a joke on foreigners. LYNNE BURROUGHS The joke was that we were retiring at the end of every year. BOB HERMAN DEMETRI MARTIN His life seemed like a deck of cards, and in the midst of all those two’s and three’s someone ha... TEKOA MANNING RON REAGAN JOHN FLANAGAN CHRISTINA APPLEGATE HERMAN MELVILLE HERMAN MELVILLE I thought the university came through very well, ... I think the comedy is a joke on Tommy and not a... HARVEY PERLMAN The whole place is a practical joke. DAVE BALDWIN GEORGE ORWELL LANCE BASS MUHAMMAD ALI GEORGE BERNARD SHAW GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Stewardesses were a joke to many of us coming of age in the liberated Sixties. They were no joke in ... CATHLEEN SCHINE SHORT QUOTES GEORGE BERNARD SHAW ANONYMOUS C. JOYBELL C. SUZANNE COLLINS A symphony is no joke. JOHANNES BRAHMS The people that were in the building were the principal's relatives and she was playing a practical ... ANNETTE SINGLETARY MAX EASTMAN ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH OLIVER HERFORD I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy. BOB SAGET The concept of community involvement is a joke. LINDA ARCHER I joke that we're not dissimilar to a rock band in the '70s. ISAAC HANSON CHUCK PALAHNIUK BHAGWAN SHREE RAJNEESH MARCIA GAY HARDEN J.K. ROWLING Ain’t nothing too serious. Even death is a joke on the old devil, if we are living for the Lord. NANCY B. BREWER It's a joke. Let's face it. It's a joke. I don't want all that silly stuff. JIM LEYLAND LEWIS CARROLL It is a joke, an absolute nonsense to even suggest such things. BEN THATCHER He drove on Hecht, took out his knee, went after his head. It's a joke, an absolute joke. Watch the ... LINDY RUFF RACHEL MADDOW Whatever happened to a good pie-in-the-face joke? BROOKE ELLIOTT SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR TAMMARA WEBBER Multiculturalism is a white people joke. NTOZAKE SHANGE Don’t try to make a joke just to make a joke. Sometimes, as human beings, we so want to fit in and... SUSAN C. YOUNG Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law. DICK CLARK Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law? DICK CLARK FRANCINE RIVERS
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It does not matter. The joke is we all have the same punch line. 
I guess my feeling is is that if you're going to make a joke, that's fine, but you should al... 
A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself. 
In eternity there is no time, only an instant long enough for a joke. 
It is almost a joke, but a joke that nobody tells. 
I told Ersken, "Lately it's been like living on the knife's edge, never knowing which side I'll fall... 
Trust Emmett to find the joke in the destruction of my life. 
If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke? 
If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke? 
Life is a joke that's just begun. 
He was saying that the end of the world wasn't an accident; it was a joke. 
With music, you're laying it all out there. They're judging you right away, and you can lose... 
is very simple to do. I start with the joke line and write backward. 
is very simple to do.... I start with the joke line and write backward. 
Everything about life is a joke. Don't you know that? 
And gentle Dulness ever loves a joke. 
The gods too are fond of a joke. 
The gods too are fond of a joke. 
The gods too are fond of a joke. 
Gentle dullness ever loves a joke. 
A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling. 
A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling. 
An assumption is the joke; truth the punchline. 
My way of joking is telling the truth; that is the funniest joke in the world 
Making people uncomfortable is one of my hobbies. I'm always hoping that half the people get the... 
Usually, my favorite joke is whichever joke I most recently came up with that surprised me the first... 
The joke in our family is that we can cry reading the phone book. 
Ah, Signor Halt,' he said uncertainly, 'you are making a joke, yes?'
But men and women, getting along, it's a joke. We have completely different brains, it's a completel... 
There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call life when a man tak... 
There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call life when a man tak... 
Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of... 
We joke about it in the entertainment industry: Every actor wants to be a musician, and every musici... 
My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world. 
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world. 
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke
in the world. 
A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time whe... 
My way of joking is to tell the truth; it's the funniest joke in the world. 
Empathy is the new measurement of everything. It doesn't matter what religion you have, what God you... 
We have to joke about it because the alternative is to be scared 
A poet in history is divine, but a poet in the next room is a joke. 
Wake up to a brand new day and realize why you woke up to meet the day! Live to the end of another d... 
The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet. 
The joke is, we all have the same punchline. 
Laughter brings you to reality as it is. The world is a play of God, a cosmic joke. And unless you u... 
You're over there in the corner either thinking about the dead dog or whatever, you're bringing up y... 
And it's Gryfindor in possession again, as Johnson takes the Quaffle— Flint alongside her —poke ... 
What do you suppose is the use of a child without any meaning? Even a joke should have some meaning-... 
Sarah Palin uses me as a laugh line in her stump speeches. If you're willing to turn me into a joke,... 
Because Buffy really has become the straight man, every once in a while it's nice to be the one ... 
You're full of contradictions, Ms. Wallace." 
The only way he could have her was to shatter this stubborn faith of hers. In doing so, would he sha... 
There were no mail-order catalogues in 1492. Marco Polo's journal was the wish book of Renaissance E... 
What bothers most critics of my work is the goofiness. One reviewer said I need to make up my mind i... 
Look, America is no more a democracy than Russia is a Communist state. The governments of the U.S. a...