Tom Robbins quote: "Our individuality is all, all, that we have. There are those who barter it for security, those who repress it for what they believe is the betterment of the whole society, but blessed in the twinkle of the morning star is the one who nurtures it and rides it in, in grace and love and wit, from peculiar station to peculiar station along life's bittersweet route."

There were no mail-order catalogues in 1492. Marco Polo's journal was the wish book of Renaissance E...
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What bothers most critics of my work is the goofiness. One reviewer said I need to make up my mind i...
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Look, America is no more a democracy than Russia is a Communist state. The governments of the U.S. a...
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To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
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If little else, the brain is an educational toy.
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It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
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Just because you're naked doesn't mean you're sexy. Just because you're cynical doesn't mean you're ...
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You knows dat in New Orleans is not morning 'til dee sun come up.
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When we're incomplete, we're always searching for somebody to complete us. When, after a few years o...
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When two people meet and fall in love, there's a sudden rush of magic. Magic is just naturally prese...
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...disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business....
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We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.
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If one yearns to see the face of the Divine, one must break out of the aquarium, escape the fish far...
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To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
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Humans have evolved to their relatively high state by retaining the immature characteristics of thei...
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Philosophers have argued for centuries about how many angels can dance on the head of a pin, but mat...
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Adultery usually follows a law of diminishing returns.
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Stay committed to your decisions, but stay flexible in your approach.
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It is never too late to have a happy childhood
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There are many things worth living for, a few things worth dying for, and nothing worth killing for.
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Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
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I CAN is 100 times more important than IQ
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If little else, the brain is an educational toy.
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Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautiou...
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Love is the ultimate outlaw. It just won't adhere to any rules. The most any of us can do is sig...
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A writer needs a life of introspection.
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In the end, perhaps we should simply imagine a joke; a long joke that's continually retold in an acc...
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I have always been a romantic, one of those people who believes that a woman in pink circus tights c...
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I have never ever Googled myself; in fact I think the Christian right prohibits such things.
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Three of the four elements are shared by all creatures, but fire was a gift to humans alone. Smoking...
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I would only read the novels that people classify as 'beach books' if I were being held pris...
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I eat so much mayonnaise they were going to send me to the Mayo Clinic.
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Never underestimate how much assistance, how much satisfaction, how much comfort, how much soul and ...
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One of my books is a hallucinogen, an aphrodisiac, a mood elevator, an intellectual garage door open...
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I show up in my writing room at approximately 10 A.M. every morning without fail. Sometimes my muse ...
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In Seattle, I soon found that my radical ideas and aesthetic explorations - ideas and explorations t...
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We use so much bad language that it forms a barrier between ourselves and the truth.
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The harsh truth is, most red-haired men look like blondes who've spoiled from lack of refrigerat...
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True stability results when presumed order and presumed disorder are balanced. A truly stable system...
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There is no such thing as a weird human being, It's just that some people require more understanding...
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When she was a small girl, Amanda hid a ticking clock in an old, rotten tree trunk. It drove woodpec...
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...to emphasize the afterlife is to deny life. To concentrate on Heaven is to create hell. In their ...
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The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be, (b) that is the one and only ...
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People aren't trees, so it is false when they speak of roots.
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Albert Camus wrote that the only serious question is whether to kill yourself or not.
Tom Robbi...
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I think science has begun to demonstrate that aging is a disease. If it is, it can be cured.
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In fiction, when you paint yourself into a corner, you can write a pair of suction cups onto the bot...
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When you're unhappy, you get to pay a lot of attention to yourself. And you get to take yourself oh ...
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White folks have controlled New Orleans with money and guns, black folks have controlled it with mag...
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One tended to lose one’s bearings in the presence of willful and persistent acts of craziness, and...
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Well, Daddy, I used to believe that artists went crazy in the process of creating the beautiful work...
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The one thing emphasized in any creative writing course is 'write what you know,' and that a...
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We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves.
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The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being.
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A child's mind is its living room; it's going to be residing there for the rest of its earth...
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The sky was the color of Edgar Allan Poe's pajamas.
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I went to a large consolidated school in Appalachia. And I wrote the story when I was in the second ...
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Even though we've changed and we're all finding our own place in the world, we all know that when th...
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Consider how hard it is to change yourself and you'll understand what little chance you have in tryi...
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Life isn't stable. Stability is unnatural. The only stable society is the police state. You can have...
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The narrow, no-nonsense skeptic is every bit as naive as the breezy-brained New Age believer.
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We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves.
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When I sit down to write, I just let the goose out of the bottle.
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The trouble with the fast lane is that all the movement is horizontal. And I like to go vertical som...
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We've got something for just about everyone. I think our horsemen and our fans are going to be tickl...
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It is easier to play around with a man's wife than with his cliches.
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The Friendship Center has brought together a lot of couples.
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Ideas are mallable and unstable; they not only can be misused, they invite misuse---and the better t...
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Wild Ducks Flying Backward.
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In order to be respected, authority has got to be respectable.
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We're proposing some stakes increases and more significant increases than the prior year. If the TOC...
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Equality is not in regarding different things similarly, equality is in regarding different things d...
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The best kisses, though, are those between lovers, because those are the consequential ones, the ris...
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To some extent, Seattle remains a frontier metropolis, a place where people can experiment with thei...
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Are you aware that rushing toward a goal is a sublimated death wish? It's no coincidence we call the...
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In times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings--arti...
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I'm not infatuated with frivolousness. We're just good friends.
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The trickster's function is to break taboos, create mischief, stir things up. In the end, the tr...
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Most Americans pay lip service to the idea of freedom, but can't handle real freedom.
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Let us live for the beauty of our own reality.
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People write memoirs because they lack the imagination to make things up.
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Suppose neutral angels were able to talk, Yahweh and Lucifer – God and Satan, to use their popular...
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When I go to the shore, I take along the poems of Pablo Neruda. I suppose it's because the poems...
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In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak.
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Jerusalem was capital of southern Israel, known then as Judah. Isn't it true that there's always a r...
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Modern Romans insisted that there was only one god, a notion that struck Alobar as comically simplis...
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Often, moreover, it is...that aspect of our being that society finds eccentric, ridiculous, or disag...
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You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans.
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The enemy of the black is not the white. The enemy of capitalist is not communist, the enemy of homo...
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You've heard of people calling in sick. You may have called in sick a few times yourself. But have y...
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Our world isn't made of earth, air and water or even molecules and atoms; our world is made of l...
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Well, I believe life is a Zen koan, that is, an unsolvable riddle. But the contemplation of that rid...
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If every time we choose a turd, society, at a great expense, simply allows us to redeem it for a pep...
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Our greatest human adventure is the evolution of consciousness. We are in this life to enlarge the s...
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Madame Lily Devalier always asked "Where are you?" in a way that insinuated that there were only two...
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Louisiana in September was like an obscene phone call from nature. The air--moist, sultry, secretive...
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He was becoming unstuck, he was sure of that - his bones were no longer wrapped in flesh but in clou...
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There is a comfort in conformity, a security in control, that is appealing. There is a thrill in dom...
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salvation is for the feeble, that's what I think. I don't want salvation, I want life, all of life, ...
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Does koala bear poop smell like cough drops?
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The word desire suggests that there is something we do not have. If we have everything already, then...
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When we accept small wonders, we qualify ourselves to imagine great wonders.
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The rich are the most discriminated-against minority in the world. Openly or covertly, everybody hat...
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Should you fail to pilot your own ship, don't be surprised at what inappropriate port you find yours...
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Meet me in Cognito, baby. In Cognito, we'll have nothing to hide.
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Louisiana in September was like an obscene phone call from nature. The air - moist, sultry, secretiv...
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There is plenty of misery in the world, all right, but there is ample pleasure, as well. If a person...
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Perhaps the most terrible (or wonderful) thing that can happen to an imaginative youth, aside from t...
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Philosophers have argued for centuries about how many angels can dance on the head of a pin, but mat...
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The only bubble in the flat champagne of February is Valentine’s Day. It was no accident that our ...
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It is better to be small, colorful, sexy, careless, and peaceful, like the flowers, than large, cons...
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Hold on to your divine blush, your innate rosy magic, or end up brown. Once you're brown, you'll fin...
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Christianity is merely a system for turning priestesses into handmaidens, queens into concubines, an...
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Breathe properly. Stay curious. And eat your beets.
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It is better to be small, colorful, sexy, careless, and peaceful...
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If you lack the iron and the fuzz to take control of your own life, if you insist on leaving your fa...
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To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.
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To diminish the worth of women, men had to diminish the worth of the moon. They had to drive a wedge...
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The beet is the most intense of vegetables. The radish, admittedly, is more feverish, but the fire o...
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A sense of humor...is superior to any religion so far devised.
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The unhappy person resents it when you try to cheer him up, because that means he has to stop dwelli...
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Hitchhiking is not a sport. It is not an art. It certainly isn't work, for it requires no particular...
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If a girl wants to grow up to be a cowgirl, she ought to be able to do it, or else this world ain't ...
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Well,' said Can o' Beans, a bit hesitantly,' imprecise speech is one of the major causes of mental i...
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On the right side-panel of the verbose and somewhat tautological box of Cheerios, it is written,
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Who knows how to make love stay?

Tell love you are going to the Junior's Deli on Flatb...
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The sky was the color of Edgar Allan Poe's pajamas.
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You are a complicated man, but happily complicated. You have found a way to be at home with the worl...
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Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it
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Religion is not merely the opium of the masses, it's the cyanide.
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As unrefined and basic as an animal's emotional equipment may be, it is not insensitive to freedom. ...
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When they tell you to grow up, they mean stop growing.
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Human folly does not impede the turning of the stars.
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There are people in this world who can wear whale masks and people who cannot, and the wise know to ...
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Beauty! Wasn't that what mattered? Beauty was hardly a popular ideal at that jumpy moment in history...
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Death is impatient and thoughtless. It barges into your room when you are right in the middle of som...
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I believe in political solutions to political problems. But man's primary problems aren't political;...
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Those who possess wisdom cannot just ladle it out to every wantwit and jackanapes who comes along an...
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Perhaps that is why desire causes men calamity. By identifying with our desires and taking them too ...
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After the monkeys came down from the trees and learned to hurl sharp objects, they had had to move i...
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I mean that gods do not limit men. Men limit men.
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The Divine was beyond description, beyond knowing, beyond comprehension. To say that the Divine was ...
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The Divine was expansive, but religion was reductive. Religion attempted to reduce the Divine to a k...
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It is more important to be free than to be happy.
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We're making it up. The world, the universe, life, reality. Especially reality.
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Our lives are not as limited as we think they are; the world is a wonderfully weird place; consensua...
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Religion is nothing but institutionalized mysticism. The catch is, mysticism does not lend itself to...
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If New Orleans is not fully in the mainstream of culture, neither is it fully in the mainstream of t...
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Bones are patient. Bones never tire nor do they run away. When you come upon a man who has been dead...
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Cries for help are frequently inaudible.
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As long as a population can be induced to believe in a supernatural hereafter, it can be oppressed a...
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...ideas are definitely unstable, they not only CAN be misused, they invite misuse--and the better t...
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If desire causes suffering, it may be because we do not desire wisely, or that we are inexpert at ob...
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There is evidence that the honoree [Leonard Cohen] might be privy to the secret of the universe, whi...
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We modern human beings are looking at life, trying to make some sense of it; observing a 'reality' t...
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Very well. He'd lighten up. As a matter of fact, he felt as light as the bubbly froth that flew from...
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They accepted my donation, so they're aware they'd better serve my interests or I'll buy some leader...
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Unhappiness is the ultimate form of self-indulgence.
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The international situation is desperate, as usual.
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Beware the man who considers kissing as nothing more than duty, a sop to the "weaker" sex, an annoyi...
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The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplacable being.
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Whining's unattractive, even when your whine sounds like Kenneth Branagh eating frozen strawberries ...
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Human beings were not well served by permanence or stasis. Obviously, if individuals were progressin...
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Now tequila may be the favoured beverage of outlaws but that doesn't mean it gives them preferential...
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Love is the ultimate outlaw. It just won't adhere to any rules. The most any of us can do is to sign...
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I believe in nothing, everything is sacred. I believe in everything, nothing is sacred.
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Our Similarities bring us to a common ground; Our Differences allow us to be fascinated by each othe...
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There is no such thing as a weird human being, It's just that some people require more understanding...
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If it is committed in the name of God or country, there is no crime so heinous that the public will ...
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It's been a positive thing for us. I think it's excellent.
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What is it that separates human beings from the so-called lower animals? Well, as I see it, its exac...
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Should one be shallow enough to view existence as a system of rewards and punishments, one soon lear...
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We had a lot of young players this season. I thought they have improved over the course of the year....
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There's always the same amount of good luck and bad luck in the world. If one person doesn't get the...
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That's for God sure. People write memoirs because they lack the imagination to make things up.
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Their desperate craving for simplicity sure can create complications. And their pitiful longing for ...
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Who knows how to make love stay?Tell love you are going to the Junior's Deli on Flatbush Avenue in B...
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Logic only gives man what he needs...Magic gives him what he wants.
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The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be, (b) that is the one and only ...
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When life demands more of people than they demand of life - as is ordinarily the case - what results...
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To achieve the impossible; it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.
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The afternoon passed more slowly than a walnut-sized kidney stone.
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Using words to describe magic is like using a screwdriver to cut roast beef
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Religion is not merely the opium of the masses, it's the cyanide.
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I've decided to take advantage of outsourcing. My next novel will be written by a couple of guys...
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To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
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On their sofas of spice and feathers, the concubines also slept fretfully. In those days the Earth w...
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The brutal truth is, we're scarcely 'educating' children at all. Even if you overlook th...
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Whether a man is a criminal or a public servant is purely a matter of perspective.
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Alas, Gulietta, this was an American frog of the last quarter of the twentieth century, a time when ...
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There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who believe there are two kinds of people in this...
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Conversation between a princess and an outlaw:
"If I stand for fairy-tale balls and dragon bai...
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There are landscapes in which we feel above us not sky but space. Something larger, deeper than sky ...
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If you believe in peace, act peacefully; if you believe in love, acting lovingly; if you believe eve...
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Now tequila may be the favored beverage of outlaws but that doesn't mean it gives them preferential ...
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But why diminish your soul being run-of-the-mill at something? Mediocrity: now there is ugliness for...
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But do we know how to make love stay?'
I can't even think about it. The best I can do is play i...
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Disorder is inherent in stability. Civilized man doesn't understand stability. He's confused it with...
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I am cheerful. I don't know if I'm happy. There is a difference, you know.
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At the typewriter you find out who you are.
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