In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!

Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them.

Sleeping is hard in the summer because the blankets are too warm, but without them I am vulnerable to monsters.

When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver.

Legend says that when you can't sleep, it's because you're awake in someone's dream. So if everyone could stop dreaming about me, that would be great.

"Oh you want to have your cake and eat it too?" Darn right, what good is cake if you can't eat it ?