"Oh you want to have your cake and eat it too?" Darn right, what good is cake if you can't eat it ?
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JOHN HEYWOOD Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake?"This is commonly misquotes as "You can't have you're...
JOHN HEYWOOD You can't have your cake and eat it too
PROVERB You can't have your cake and eat it too. Let them eat croissants.
BRIAN SPELLMAN If you can have your cake and eat it too, why not try to do both.
JACK MINTZ You cannot eat your cake and have it.
JAMES JOYCE They clearly want to have their cake and eat it, too.
SCOTT COZZA You Can never eat your cake and still have it
FRANCIS MATHEW I suppose I wanted to have my cake and eat it.
But then again, what were you going to do with y...
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MARCEE YAGER Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake?
JOHN HEYWOOD You can walk away from your mistakes.You can turn your back on what you do.Just a little smile is al...
BILLY JOEL The question is, can they have their cake and eat it too?
CARL TOBIAS Why have a cake if I can't eat it?
VANNA BONTA Russia is saying you can't have your cake and eat it. If you're in the Russian sphere of influence, ...
CHRIS WEAFER The dream is to have it all. Who says you can't have your cake and eat it too? Live this life, t...
PAUL WALKER If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece.
ANONYMOUS That's what you would do with untold power? Eat cake?
DESIREE WILLIAMS This is a start. It's like eating a piece of cake. There's a whole cake out there to eat. We ate one...
DENNIS NORTHCUTT Wouldst thou both eat thy cake and have it?
GEORGE HERBERT We've been able to have our cake and eat it, too. Every song, every T-shirt, is absolutely a pure ex...
TOM MORELLO I think to eat cake is very good for us, but it's the size of the slice and how often you have i...
MARY BERRY Love is like a good cake; you never know when it's coming, but you'd better eat it when it does!
C. JOYBELL C. The Pumpkins love rock-and-roll, we absolutely love it, but we also think it's a flatulent, ego-serv...
BILLY CORGAN If the people have no bread, let them eat cake.
MARIE ANTOINETTE ‘Cause, "Cake or death?" That's a pretty easy question. Anyone could answer that."Cake or deat...
EDDIE IZZARD Let them eat cake.
MARIE ANTOINETTE You don't have to eat the entire turd to know that it's not a crab cake.
ORSON SCOTT CARD ‘Cause, "Cake or death?" That's a pretty easy question. Anyone could answer that.
"Cake or dea...
EDDIE IZZARD [Neither does Greg Patent, author of] Baking in America ... If you want cakey, eat chocolate cake. B...
HOUGHTON MIFFLIN First, I eat healthy; it comes from the inside out. If you eat right, your skin, hair, nails will lo...
KATE DEL CASTILLO It is what it is, it is what you make it.
JAMES DURBIN Let them eat accurately labelled cake.
DAVE PELL [Neither does Greg Patent, author of] Baking in America ... If you want cakey, eat chocolate cake. B...
HOUGHTON MIFFLIN You want to have a good cake? Get two engineers to build it.
ALLISON SCHROEDER The most dangerous food to eat is a wedding cake.
PROVERB When you're stressed, you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled b...
ANONYMOUS I guess I'd like to have my cake and eat it, too. I want to be known for having a recognizable s...
CLIFF MARTINEZ If I was made of cake I'd eat myself before somebody else could.
EMMA DONOGHUE I eat cake because it's someone's birthday somewhere today.
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SUSAN WALKER But how will I eat cake if my head is over there, and my hands are over here?
MARIE ANTOINETTE A cake is a very good test of an oven: if it browns too much on one side and not on the other, it...
DELIA SMITH They?re so darn close to spawning that, if you caught one now, would you eat it?
DAVID PEASE Much of the ill-tempered railing against women that has characterized the popular writing of the las...
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DAVID CRYSTAL When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?
LISA LOEB Birthdays are God’s way of telling us to eat more chocolate cake.
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BEE WILSON You cannot simultaneously want to eat a chocolate cake every day in front of the TV and want to be s...
MALTI BHOJWANI Angel food cake could never be the food legitimate angels eat, because in heaven you can eat steak a...
ALLISON ROBICELLI It can be hard just trying to remember that you can't eat certain things, like when someone brings i...
MARSHA COHEN Why do you eat? Why to sleep? If you cant be a trustworthy person, cant be a true lover, cant be a g...
WRITER GRADED Cake is happiness! If you know the way of the cake, you know the way of happiness! If you have a cak...
C. JOYBELL C. If you're going to lick the icing off somebody else's cake you won't be nourished and it won't do yo...
EMILY CARR If you're going to lick the icing off somebody else's cake you won't be nourished and it won't do yo...
EMILY CARR How I wished all my problems were just a piece of cake. Eat it entirely and then it's all gone.
JOE MARI FADRIGALAN My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake.
KARLIE KLOSS I've always thought with relationships, that it's more about what you bring to the table than what y...
ANJELICA HUSTON The best free market laboratory I know of is DFW, where we slug it out with a long list of carriers,...
GERARD ARPEY Naomi at TipsyCake is doing the cake, and it should be amazing."
"Mmm, cake. What kind of cake?...
STACEY BALLIS My favourite food is cake.
What kind of cake?
It doesn't matter. All cake.
JENNY HAN I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it's someone's birthday and I like to celebrate.
ANONYMOUS If you're hungry, you know that you want to eat. You don't know what's on the menu - per...
CARLES PUIGDEMONT When you eat a carrot that is nothing but carrot it zooms through your system as a carrot. When you ...
CATHY GUISEWITE Making your Christmas cake in September is perfect, as too fresh a cake crumbles when cut.
MARY BERRY I love eating chocolate cake and ice cream after a show. I almost justify it in my mind as, 'You...
STEVEN WRIGHT Unpredictability means what it means. I don't know how you define it. It is what it is.
MICHAEL KEATON If your health is your wealth and we are what we eat... eat good food and enjoy life !
GARY LEWIS MCCRACKEN You can't eat your friends and have them too.
BUDD SCHULBERG Change is necessary, stoppin's the adversary, got my cake I'm eatin' it too you could have the cherr...
DEDRICK D. L. PITTER If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingr...
ELON MUSK Can you taste it Bruce? Can you taste the filth, the dirt, the oily blackness of that fossil fuel in...
IRVINE WELSH Honestly, I just go to restaurants to eat so I won't die. If there was a pill I could take in Ja...
STEVEN WRIGHT I have the biggest sweet tooth! You name it, I will eat it. My all-time favorite is my mother's ...
MICHAEL STRAHAN Too many people show too little concern against the person fake for they themselves might have too m...
ANUJ SOMANY Writing's a lot like cooking. Sometimes the cake won't rise, no matter what you do, and every now an...
NEIL GAIMAN What difference does it make if you brush your teeth with it or eat it?
BARBARA ROBINSON Like a ten-ton cake, the world is more than anyone can eat at one sitting. Select a piece of it, the...
SAMUEL M SILVER But I'm really enjoying my retirement. I get to sleep in every day. I do crossword puzzles and eat c...
DEREK LANDY Someone needs your actions to inspire his actions. Never forget, your little broken cake is someone�...
ISRAELMORE AYIVOR You can't eat your friends and have them too.
BUDD SCHULBERG That cake tasted good. But the cake in the garbage tasted better. It was the best cake I ever ate.
LORETTA ELLSWORTH Scientifically, it has been proven that after three bites, your palate has been satisfied. It doesn&...
MIREILLE GUILIANO You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake...
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C. JOYBELL C. A calorie is a calorie and even if it's a good calorie, it still will help you put on weight if you ...
DR. CAROLINE APOVIAN Let's just say you may regret that second piece of cake.'
Oh my God. Regret cake? Whatever was...
RACHEL HAWKINS If you are under the illusion that you can start a business and run it at your life's schedule, ...
ROBERT HERJAVEC If you want to eat well in England, eat three breakfasts.
W. SOMERSET MAUGHAM If you want to change the way you eat, you need to change your environment.
BETHANY THAYER If you want to find something with an equation, you must start thinking like a person who have it.
DEYTH BANGER Tonight we wanted to eat the cake, drink the punch and break the punch bowl. Last week, we ate the c...
GREGG BAHEN you know what the best kind of organic certification would be? make an unannounced visit to a farm a...
MICHAEL POLLAN 'Having' Your Cake....a little perverted....
'Eating' it too.....a lot perverted!
JOSH STERN Eat your heart out. Oh, wait. You can’t. It’s not organic.
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