In what other language do people play at a recital and recite at a play?

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

English language is the most universal language in history, way more than the Latin of Julius Caesar. It's the most punderful language because its vocabulary has a certain critical mass that makes a lingo good for punning.

I have a rat inside my skull that runs on a treadmill - pitta-patta pitta-patta pitta-patta. I enjoy the company of other people who experience that pitta-patta in their skulls.

Kisses are the language of love.

I think the humor of double puns is incredible.