Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.

Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist

Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws (at most an occasional visit to the cemetery)

In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.

I'm a very jaded and cynical person.