Invest in inflation. It's the only thing going up.

The nation is prosperpus on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole?

Never act upon wishful thinking. Act without checking the facts, and chances are that you will be swept away along with the mob.

Every Harvard class should have one Democrat to rescue it from oblivion

There comes Coolidge and does nothing and retires a hero, not only because he hadn't done anything, but because he had done it better than anyone

My ancestors didn't come over in the Mayflower -- they met the boat.