The nation is prosperpus on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole?

Invest in inflation. It's the only thing going up.

Every Harvard class should have one Democrat to rescue it from oblivion

There comes Coolidge and does nothing and retires a hero, not only because he hadn't done anything, but because he had done it better than anyone

My ancestors didn't come over in the Mayflower -- they met the boat.

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.