It helps if you don't date other actors, but actresses are beautiful. How can you say no?

My best jokes are so cheap. All I do is say things sarcastically.

I wish I came from a more pure place. I don't have something to say from the bottom of my soul. I just know how to take stuff I like and repackage it in a slightly different way.

Transitioning to being an unemployed film actor is different, but it's fun and I've been looking forward to it for a while.

I always enjoyed movies and in hindsight I realise how captivating they were to me.

And in a world without heroes, as the movie trailer voice-over guy might say, the slightly awkward can be slightly cool.