My best jokes are so cheap. All I do is say things sarcastically.


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ADAM CHRISTOPHER
I'm an internet junkie. There, I said it. That's the first step, right? I also have a thing ...
ADAM CHRISTOPHER
I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle. ...
ADAM CAROLLA
I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
ADAM CAROLLA
All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a de...
ADAM CAROLLA
I get depressed at airports.
ADAM CAROLLA
Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
ADAM CAROLLA
There are certain things women are better at than men.
ADAM CAROLLA
I mean, we sit around and we go, you know, 'Torture doesn't work.' Well, it's been a...
ADAM CAROLLA
If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
ADAM CAROLLA
When you're doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
ADAM CAROLLA
I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an e...
ADAM CAROLLA
Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
ADAM CAROLLA
Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
ADAM CAROLLA
I'm not sexist, I'm just a realist.
ADAM CAROLLA
The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If...
ADAM CAROLLA
You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you ...
ADAM CAROLLA
If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real est...
ADAM CAROLLA
When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off...
ADAM CAROLLA
I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that's out of this world. ...
ADAM CAROLLA
If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,' ...
ADAM CAROLLA
My first film is coming out, and it's in 3D, and it's 'The Hobbit,' so it's a bi...
ADAM BROWN
As a first movie, 'The Hobbit' is not a bad place to start.
ADAM BROWN
It was just really odd to be in a room with Ian McKellen sharing cucumber sandwiches.
ADAM BROWN
You kind of forget he's Peter Jackson in a way because he's so normal; he's lovely. It&#...
ADAM BROWN
I always believed in if you give your best, people will see it, and it moves to the next level. I go...
ADAM BEACH
When I initially started acting, all I wanted to do was to be in one movie. That's it. That was ...
ADAM BEACH
When I was growing up, my white friends would call me: 'Hey, Chief!' Even when I go to work ...
ADAM BEACH
I go to South Dakota for ceremonies when I have the time. And when you learn what the Indian peoples...
ADAM BEACH
I learned the mechanics of how to fly a plane, but I never lifted a plane off the ground.
ADAM BEACH
What's nice about 'Skinwalkers' is it's allowing an audience to see a different Indi...
ADAM BEACH