My best jokes are so cheap. All I do is say things sarcastically.

It's bad writing, however naturalistic it's written, that's where you have to do your best acting.

I just want to be in good things that I want to see, and I want to work with talented people who are smarter than myself.

It helps if you don't date other actors, but actresses are beautiful. How can you say no?

And in a world without heroes, as the movie trailer voice-over guy might say, the slightly awkward can be slightly cool.

I wish I came from a more pure place. I don't have something to say from the bottom of my soul. I just know how to take stuff I like and repackage it in a slightly different way.