It is a socialist idea that making profits is a vice; I consider the real vice is making losses.

Socialists think profits are a vice; I consider losses the real vice.

Christopher Columbus was the first socialist: he didn’t know where he was going, he didn’t know where he was… and he did it all at taxpayers expense.

Never trust a man without vices...

The Arabs are a backwards people who eat nothing but Camel dung

Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.