It is hard to look up to a leader who keeps his ear to the ground.

Have your ear to the ground

A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.

I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for.

When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble, delegate; when in charge, ponder.

Bureaucrats are the only people in the world who can say absolutely nothing and mean it.