It is my wish that my ashes may repose on the banks of the Seine, in the midst of the French people, whom I have loved so well.

I would have loved it - without the French

They have a saying, the French, that no woman, can be truly beautiful who is not also sometimes truly ugly.

French people are never happy with what they have. They're always complaining. They're happy when they're complaining.

JJ informed me, when he dropped them off, that they are French bulldogs, which has led med to reassess my opinion of the French. They may know a lot about making wine and fries, but they don't know jacques-merde about making dogs.

Religion is excellent stuff for keeping common people quiet