It is what it is.
You are what you it.
There are no mistakes."
--Villa Incognito

On their sofas of spice and feathers, the concubines also slept fretfully. In those days the Earth was still flat, and people dreamed often of falling over edges.

Philosophers have argued for centuries about how many angels can dance on the head of a pin, but materialists have known all along that it depends on whether they are jitterbugging or dancing cheek to cheek.

Human beings were invented by water as a device for transporting itself from one place to another.

...disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business....

A sense of humor...is superior to any religion so far devised.