It's a well-known fact that tall people are evil.

I'm a whopping 5 foot 4 inches tall. I'm not going to get any taller.

The funny thing is, all my friends are short. I wasn't aware of tall people till I got to high school. I didn't know they existed. I was sheltered.

I'm a businessman as well as an entertainer. The reason why is because I want to own whatever I'm doing. I don't want to work for other people forever.

Chris Rock does the political thing really well, but that never worked for me.

Some people are jerks, and some people aren't.