I'm a whopping 5 foot 4 inches tall. I'm not going to get any taller.

You get one life. I'm going to embrace mine.

It's a well-known fact that tall people are evil.

I think if someone gets kicked in the face it is their fault - they watched the foot come towards their face.

I'm not Russell Crowe. I'm not going to do a period piece.

The funny thing is, all my friends are short. I wasn't aware of tall people till I got to high school. I didn't know they existed. I was sheltered.