You get one life. I'm going to embrace mine.

I'm a whopping 5 foot 4 inches tall. I'm not going to get any taller.

My main goal is to be a self-made man and have control over what's mine.

I don't think you get successful to brag and throw what you have in the world's face. That's all private.

Stand-up comedy is mine: it's my entity; it's my brand; I own it. I do it when I want to do it.

I'm not Russell Crowe. I'm not going to do a period piece.