It's hard to decide if TV makes morons out of everyone, or if it mirrors Americans who really are morons to begin with.

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.

I kind of just lucked into and fell into the other profession. It was really just an outgrowth of the fact that when I was in art school, I had no money whatsoever.

I don't think you really can send an exact message, because any two viewers are so disparate, in terms of their backgrounds, their point of view, their histories, that there's no telling what that message might be.

Some of the pictures I must say every now and then I just think are going to be funny. When it gets that much, you might as well just pull out all the stops and make it more of a burlesque.

We live in the world full of morons who act prior to thinking, and this is what makes the world a terrible place for us to be.