It's like a bird. If he knew what he was doing, he would fall.

A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.

If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?

The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh

If you can get a laugh out of a name, you're ahead of the game.

I think that comedy really tells you how it is. The other thing about comedy is that - you don't even know if you're failing in drama, but you do know when you're failing in comedy. When you go to a comedy and you don't hear anybody laughing, you know that you've failed.