It's not like I'm looking for a blonde or a brunette, light-skinned or dark-skinned. I feel like I give any girl a fighting chance.

I'm a natural blonde, but I feel like a brunette.

I feel like a member of any group comprised of outsiders.

I'm a natural blonde, but I feel like a brunette. I feel like people treat me now how I should be treated. People used to be shocked, when I was blond, that I wasn't stupid.

I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.

I feel like Obama's an Illuminati puppet.