It's a beautiful car. If I owned this car, I wouldn't drive it.

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.

I don't buy cars I can't drive.

Everybody's affected by it, ... I would never drive or get into a car with someone who's drunk.

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.