It's hard to know where to stand when you are surrounded by stupidity.

Now, thats a pie!

It's in my top 20. I haven't seen a ball hit that far in a while.

If he was paralyzed, we'd have to put in ramps and have things altered for wheelchair access; you can get kitchens refitted; bathrooms altered ... I'd get him a really fast wheelchair. It'd be OK. If he couldn't talk, I'd get him a great computer. Anything can be dealt with, everything can be overcome. Just be alive. Just, please God, I beg you, please, please keep him alive for me.

We play the best team in the country twice, and everyone else we play is in the top 10. Then my (athletic director) tells me our non-conference game is against Moorestown. We have a killer schedule, but we had a nice preseason and I think we'll be OK.

It's pronounced 'bouquet', not 'bucket'