Now, thats a pie!

It's hard to know where to stand when you are surrounded by stupidity.

The top crust of our pie is unique and different from the bottom crust, ... We don't use vanilla extract, cornstarch or nutmeg (as the Food Network recipe implies).

The top crust of our pie is unique and different from the bottom crust. We don't use vanilla extract, cornstarch or nutmeg (as the Food Network recipe implies).

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.

'Top Gear' changed people's perceptions of me. I've had much more positive responses from my TV appearances than written articles. And I have the weirdest voice.