It's just a pissing contest, but unfortunately the contestants never seem to run out of piss.

You don't get into a pissing contest with a skunk and I got in with a few skunks and I didn't win.

It's pissing me off,

It is going to be a contest of giants,

So, you see, it's a real chore for me to write a book review because it's like a contest. It's like I'm writing that book review for every bad book reviewer I've ever known and it's a way of saying [thrusts a middle finger into the air] this is how you ought to do it. I like to rub their noses in it.

We wanted to do something special, not just to piss it off.