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Kirstie Alley

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SABRINA BRYAN My mother giving birth to me was just like Lady Sybil giving birth, except that there wasn't suc...
JACK WHITEHALL It's almost like giving birth to a child. It's amazing.
ROGER SCHIFFMAN There's a lot more to life than how fat or thin you are.
KIRSTIE ALLEY I never did go back to acting class. I was too busy working.
KIRSTIE ALLEY My food demons are Chinese food, sugar, butter.
KIRSTIE ALLEY I binge when I'm happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I'm at a bir...
KIRSTIE ALLEY I sort of feel sorry for the next man who gets me. I may just kill him with passion. He'd better...
KIRSTIE ALLEY Indians have a big problem with alcohol and drugs. I grew up with an admiration for their culture an...
KIRSTIE ALLEY It's funny. No matter how hard you try, you can't close your heart forever. And the minute you open ...
KIRSTIE ALLEY I don't believe you have to have eating disorders and mental illness to screw up.
KIRSTIE ALLEY I am the Jenny Craig evangelist!
KIRSTIE ALLEY You are not in business to be popular.
KIRSTIE ALLEY I was really tired of words like 'plus size,' 'round' and 'large.' I thought, 'Come on, we're fat.'
KIRSTIE ALLEY Smile don't frown Look up don't look downBelieve in yourself Don't let yourself goJust be who you ar...
KIRSTIE ALLEY I don't think that [children are] any more resilient than anyone else. They're just people with litt...
KIRSTIE ALLEY I've learned that you'll never be disappointed if you always keep an eye on uncharted territory, whe...
KIRSTIE ALLEY I'm happy when I'm juggling, but I feel like I've gone from, like, 3 balls to 10 -- bowling balls. B...
KIRSTIE ALLEY People change, not necessarily in negative ways. Sometimes goals and intentions in life aren't align...
KIRSTIE ALLEY I had a great time getting fat and now I'm going to have an even greater time losing weight. I had f...
KIRSTIE ALLEY People change, not necessarily in negative ways. Sometimes goals and intentions in life aren't ali...
KIRSTIE ALLEY I was born to do sitcoms, where you get an immediate response from the audience.
KIRSTIE ALLEY When you are generalizing, and when your goal is to malign and to say things about an entire group -...
KIRSTIE ALLEY Smile don't frown
Look up don't look down
Believe in yourself
Don't let yourself go KIRSTIE ALLEY It was the greatest thing in the world getting fat. Every meal out was an event. Or we'd go to I...
KIRSTIE ALLEY I love marriage. I failed at marriage, but I'd rather go into anything with gusto and fail than ...
KIRSTIE ALLEY I binge when I'm happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I'm at a birthday pa...
KIRSTIE ALLEY I was so naive I didn't even know about agents. I telephoned the William Morris agency and asked...
KIRSTIE ALLEY I don't like psychiatry. I don't believe it works. I believe psychiatrists are neurotic or p...
KIRSTIE ALLEY I developed a nutty attitude where I'd think, If some guy really loves me he doesn't care if...
KIRSTIE ALLEY The thing about me is, I don't care what religion you are. If someone is attacking your religion...
KIRSTIE ALLEY When push comes to shove, it ain't the science that's going to lift you up - it's the be...
KIRSTIE ALLEY I probably spend more time with my kids than the average stay-at-home mother.
KIRSTIE ALLEY I can talk to anybody but when it comes to somebody that I like, then I turn into like this five-yea...
JONATHAN BENNETT Hope is like a harebell trembling from its birth.
CHRISTINA ROSSETTI Hope is like a hairball trembling from its birth...
CHRISTINA ROSSETTI Hope is like a hairball trembling from its birth...
CHRISTINA G. ROSSETTI Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
ELLEN DEGENERES Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
CAROL BURNETT Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
CAROL BURNETT Giving birth was easier than having a tattoo.
NICOLE APPLETON She said giving birth should be a very private thing for just Kevin and her to share, and that she's...
BRITNEY SPEARS A female rabbit can get pregnant again within hours of giving birth. So it's important to get them s...
GRETCHEN FIESER It is the black-headed ones, flocks of them, attacking the cows if they are down very long giving bi...
GREG ROSE It's like a radiator giving its heat to the atmosphere.
HARRY BRYDEN It [giving birth] was easier than having a tattoo."
NICOLE APPLETON I am giving birth. I am midwife to myself. Now is a new life full of possibilities. I must be strong...
PATRICIA ROBIN WOODRUFF It is almost like giving birth to a newborn baby. I've seen this all before, but only in my mind. An...
TONY TEIXEIRA My giving birth was nothing when I think about all the people in Sri Lanka that have to give birth i...
M.I.A. I dream of giving birth to a child who will ask, "Mother, what was war?"
EVE MERRIAM I like life. It's something to do. Somewhere on this globe every 10 seconds there is a woman giving ...
SAM LEVINSON I dream of giving birth to a child who will ask,
Mother, what was war?
EVE MERRIAM His distress and pleasure mixed and married, giving birth to several anxious children.
ANN BRASHARES Shadow owes its birth to light.
JOHN GAY Her memory is about two years behind, ... She doesn't remember giving birth to Alania.
ALAN HENDERSON Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
MARTIN MULL Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain
MARTIN MULL Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
NAVAHO SAYING Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
MARTIN MULL Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
MARTIN MULL Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head.
MARTIN MULL I love babies. I love being pregnant and I loved giving birth.
SADIE FROST Thus shadow owes its birth to light.
JOHN GAY Giving connects two people, the giver and the receiver, and this connection gives birth to a new sen...
DEEPAK CHOPRA Giving connects two people, the giver and the receiver, and this connection gives birth to a new sen...
DEEPAK CHOPRA It happens a lot with English bulldogs, a breed known to have difficulty giving birth. They frequent...
BILL ALLEN Girls should be taught at school that giving birth to an unnaturally over-sized western baby that no...
STEVEN MAGEE Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain. -Martin Mull.
MARTIN MULL Our mistakes would not wish for anything more, if we could just stop giving birth to them.
MUNIA KHAN Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be...
SAM LEVINSON Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be fo...
SAM LEVENSON Every ten seconds, somewhere on this earth, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be fo...
UNKNOWN I have put absolutely everything into my album. I feel like it's been such a long journey to get...
BEBE REXHA Okay but he has a case for you," she said again, her voice singsong.

"Don't care."
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DARYNDA JONES No other health disparity is so stark; virtually every woman who dies giving birth lives in a poor c...
LIYA KEBEDE You don't realize this when you're giving birth but you instantly know it when you assess your life,
REESE WITHERSPOON Most of these women are returning to work anywhere from six to 12 weeks after giving birth. There is...
PAT MCGOVERN You can never sanctify to God that with which you long to satisfy yourself.
OSWALD CHAMBERS I felt giving birth was the most creative act of all my creative acts - literally creation!
SAM TAYLOR-WOOD How lucky I am to have known somebody and something that saying goodbye to is so damned awful.
EVANS G. VALENS Later Buddy told me the woman was on a drug that would make her forget she'd had any pain and that w...
SYLVIA PLATH Understanding why so many western women are giving birth to unnaturally large babies that either dam...
STEVEN MAGEE Giving advice to a stupid man is like giving salt to a squirrel.
KASHMIRI PROVERB Giving advice to a stupid man is like giving salt to a squirrel.
KASHMIRI PROVERB Rebellion is like a second birth.
MARTY RUBIN I want to take them down a dark alley
DIGBY JONES Easy street is a blind alley
WILSON MIZNER It sounded like something that was right up our alley, especially at spring break time.
DALE HELFRICH I like to rebound and do things guards don't normally do, ... I like to play every game like it's my...
ANN BROWN Welcome,” said Hagrid, “to Diagon Alley.
J.K. ROWLING A man giving challenge to God is like a particle of dust giving challenge to Storm.
VIKRANT PARSAI Every vital organization owes its birth and life to an exciting and daring idea.
JAMES BRYANT CONANT We tried every single way of giving birth. It didn't work. I wasn't too crazy about having t...
CAMILA ALVES Death, like birth, is a secret of Nature.
MARCUS AURELIUS Since we are really close to where tornado alley is we can get a tornado just like they do. It makes...
CAITLYN GARDNER What the culture of get rich quick does to our people is the escapist mentality becomes prevalent, g...
SUNDAY ADELAJA Give me love, give me peace on earth, give me light, give me life, keep me free from birth, give me ...
GEORGE HARRISON Giving birth to a new medspa takes a tremendous amount of labor pain, knowledge and expertise. Just ...
MARK ELLIS Will I ever again doubt that miracles exist? Not after giving birth to my daughter at 47 without fer...
SUSAN MCBRIDE The fact is that a bill allowing any employer to deny insurance coverage based on a moral objection ...
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