Bill Maher
Related Plunging in “truths” about God is like walking on the bottom of a sea that is not there, searchi... MARIANA FULGER Truth metastasized into lurid fantasy. F. MULDER There's no doubt that what has emerged in the years after 9/11, unlike the situation in Britain,... DOUGLAS ALEXANDER Regardless, if we said it 10 times a 1,000 times, if Rodney's out there or if Rodney's not out there... ROSEVELT COLVIN And then split his own cranium in half. I would like to see you do that yourself Blore. It would tak... LOMBARD PHILIP LOMBARD CHRISTINA ENGELA If anything good came out of 9/11, to me, was that people were so cynical about the world - all you ... ALAN JACKSON The murders and assaults happened. There's no dispute. The question is why. Was there someone behind... DEAN STEWARD Based on our past experience with 9/11 and Y2K, we know that these people (scam artists) are out the... BOB WEBSTER What part of 9/11 is big? If the future continues to reinterpret the past, it could be argued that 9... DAVID MILCH It was top-five the whole session, ... We picked the speed up in qualifying so I feel real confident... RUSTY WALLACE It draws us into their story. There is that sense of mystery, of what was that person thinking and w... ANDREW CARROLL I wanted to make sure and verify that everyone knew what they were voting on, that there was no misi... BILL READER ERIC CLAPTON JAMES HOWARD KUNSTLER TANA FRENCH What happened outside the ground is very disappointing. But these things have happened outside the g... MALCOLM NOAD ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE BILL BURR KEVIN HART COLIN POWELL When I was studying comedy in Chicago, it wasn't long after 9/11. There were a lot Middle Easter... KUMAIL NANJIANI RON PAUL DAVID BALDACCI WINNIE HOLZMAN ISAK DINESEN The American people believe that there is something out there . . . with their name on it, ... There... CLAY SHAW We gave up a couple of big offensive rebounds right there. We knew it was our will against theirs an... JAY LASLEY DEYTH BANGER AARON SWARTZ The mystery of the soul is like that of a closed door. When you open it, you see something which was... OSKAR KOKOSCHKA These guys (I played with), they knew they were crazy. With how the game was, you saw it (play out).... GUILLERMO VILAS WILLIAM BARCLAY EDWARD YOUNG We are a veteran team that knows what it takes to go out there and execute. We know that sometimes i... BEN WALLACE Ben is a leader out there for us, no question about that. We are kind of following his lead. Being l... BILL COWHER TEJU COLE JOE TORRE DEYTH BANGER What about these poor people that couldn't get out of the city. Was there any way to evacuate more o... HANNAH STORM There were three small children on the scene. We're not sure if they witnessed the crime, but they d... JOEY GIORDANO When carrying the burden of problems and stress that life seems to endlessly hurtle towards us. We g... GARY F EVANS... To have hope in an age where hope is very scarce and hurt, jealousy and pain are more prominent is a... GARY F EVANS... Our purpose in mortality collectively, is to pioneer godliness; with each of our unique personalitie... MICHAEL BRENT JONES Everything went well. It was important to me because I wanted to test it [back] out in a game situat... COREY MAGGETTE JANE GOODALL They told me there was no other surveillance. But the fact is that the case against a lot of these g... EDWARD MACMAHON It turned out that these cases were not true. There are no doubts about the electoral process. OSAMA ATTAWIYA 35. God is entitled to a portion of our income—not because He needs it but because we need to give... JAMES C. DOBSON I showed up at 9 and at about 10 the hail started coming down. About 11:30 or 12 we started seeing c... TIM LOCKWOOD We got there on Saturday (March 11) and Sunday was our first day of work. There were 3,000 college s... BECKY RITTER I give these guys in this clubhouse credit for not just laying down, because even though I was out o... KIP WELLS These guys pinned their ears back and got after it. I kind of challenged these guys before we walked... COREY SIMON DAVID LEVITHAN ADAM RIESS There is no greater mystery to me than that of light traveling through darkness. ALEXANDER VOLKOV We think we're a pretty good defensive team, but their big guys can make you look silly. They are on... ANDY HOWARD They're definitely going to go with guys with more experience and I understand that. It wasn't that ... JAKE WOODS It was a gaze that held the comfort of familiarity. There was no mystery, no enigmatic depth, but un... GINA MARINELLO-SWEENEY I think there's a mystery about what a social movement is. BERNADINE DOHRN The conditions out there were absolutely nasty. We knew there was absolutely no balls going to be hi... EDDY RODRIGUEZ The guys came out fired up. They knew Rossville had a chance to tie us for the conference if we let ... DAVE BARRETT There was a mystery here; there was a mystery in the black cats and walking skeletons and living sca... JACK SANTINO CHRISTINE KEELER We had a bunch of guys out there who weren't really sure what they were doing (last season). We've g... GRANT WISTROM YAMI GAUTAM ARTHUR MILLER We think it's important to remember what happened on 9/11 as we devise policies to address what happ... MATTHEW DOWD Before I went through that situation, and during the time I was in there, I know there were people w... GLORIA TREVI We played a great defensive game. We played with a lot of intensity and a lot of effort. These guys ... DENTON FOX LEMONY SNICKET We have to find a language to communicate with the folks who sign our checks to help them understand... KEN AULETTA We were on the edge of our seats. They knew it could happen, they wanted to do something to protect ... EDWARD REYNOLDS If there were no mystery left to explore life would get rather dull, wouldn't it? SIDNEY BUCHMAN I was the last (reliever) out there. I knew Roger was out there, but I was out there trying to go as... DAN WHEELER I was the last (reliever) out there, ... I knew Roger was out there, but I was out there trying to g... DAN WHEELER BENJAMIN ALIRE SáENZ We say, hey, this happens to a lot of guys out there. Not that that improves the situation for the i... CECE DOROUGH I tried to put it out with water bottles. There were no fire extinguishers on the stage. The worst p... JACK RUSSELL The way it stayed there were several positives. The travel issue is always a big factor out here so ... CRAIG YENZER The Eagles will get him out of there. We've always told Donovan and our kids that you can't have gre... FRANK LENTI After 9/11 there were some of these sites. It was much greater after the tsunami, and it's even grea... LOUIS REIGEL When you are too close to the center of a mystery there is no way to pull back and see the shape of ... JEFF VANDERMEER J.D. SALINGER The kids are doing exactly what they need to do to win games, be it the clutch hit or the big (defen... BRENT BEILER MARK RUFFALO We had to play our best. They'll beat us 9 out of 10. They moved the ball very well. That was a very... AARON MCFARLAND I think we were prepared well and we knew what to expect. There were some lapses. It was pretty slop... BRENDEN MORROW In many cases, it was from their homes at gunpoint. There were no receipts given or anything else at... WAYNE LAPIERRE This has been a mystery for a thousand years. Nobody knew what they looked like in the wild. We only... RICHARD ELLIS There was no pressure on me. I was 9-10 (during the season). Who expected me to beat the Yankees twi... JOHNNY PODRES A lot of guys were in way before curfew. There were only a handful of guys out, and they were in 30 ... JARVIS HERRING We saved our best for last. That match didn't start until 11 p.m., so it was a long day and it was p... DAVE LIPE DANIEL KAHNEMAN VALENTINA TERESHKOVA It was a classic battle out there today. There were a lot of close battles on every court; lots of l... DIRK CLINE JEAN COCTEAU There are some players out there that agents are looking to place in what they view as ideal situati... BRYAN COLANGELO The guys are not content to be satisfied with what they have done so far. There are plenty of qualit... LANCE ABERNATHY We're still looking at the situation. If it turns out that that there was a crime, we will divert it... DONALD WONG
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