It's not brain rockets. Figure it out.

If you ever feel funny, you probably are.

If you don't take time, time will take you.

Outside of your circle, you'll often find squares.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at someone.

“If there is such a thing as the perfect woman, she has the legs of a dancer, the charm of a kitten, the wonder of a child and a heart that melts like chocolate.”