When life gives you lemons, throw them at someone.

Outside of your circle, you'll often find squares.

If you ever feel funny, you probably are.

“If there is such a thing as the perfect woman, she has the legs of a dancer, the charm of a kitten, the wonder of a child and a heart that melts like chocolate.”

If you don't take time, time will take you.

It's not brain rockets. Figure it out.