It's plain and simple. You wash your hands when you're done using the restroom. Why would you not wash down the urinal?
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IGOR DABO You should always wash your hands after school.
CATHY WEAVER You, of course, should always chant when you wash your hands. It is only hygienic.
JOSEPH FINK Wash your hands, always cover your mouth when you sneeze or cough, don't share eating utensils and g...
VICKIE MCKEEVER Contamination of some of the equipment, when to properly and how to wash your hands.
BOB KRAMER Wash your hands often, your feet seldom, and your head never.
PROVERB You have two choices when someone changes your work, ... You can either wash your hands of it or emb...
ANDREW NICCOL Practice good personal hygiene. Wash your hands before you eat. Be aware of good clean water and foo...
JAMES WRIGHT The high arc faucets give you more room to wash your hands, get a drink of water, or even wash your ...
LIN PANNELL I wash my hands of the whole matter
PROVERB Cover your mouth; wash your hands; don't share eating utensils. And the main thing is to get vaccina...
VICKIE MCKEEVER When you wash your hands, when you make a cup of coffee, when you're waiting for the elevator - ...
ECKHART TOLLE O wise man, wash your hands of that friend who associates with your enemies.
SAADI O wise man, wash your hands of that friend who associates with your enemies
MUSLIH-UDDIN SADI (Kaylee) Tell me I'm pretty, Wash.
(Wash) Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion.
BRETT MATTHEWS Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afte...
ROBERT HEINLEIN Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afte...
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN Parliament would be doing a Pontius Pilate to wash their hands of the issue this week.
ALAN BAKER doctors & druggists wash each other's hands
GEOFFREY CHAUCER We teach them to wash their hands.
GLORIA JOHNSON O you who believe! when you rise up to prayer, wash your faces and your hands as far as the elbows, ...
QURAN The best thing about getting a flu shot is that you never again need to wash your hands. That's ...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK We encourage people to not share eating utensils and to wash their hands frequently.
CLAUDIA BLACKBURN It's from a strange place. The handwriting doesn't look right. There are stains on it. You can feel ...
JEFFREY KOPLAN I think the biggest thing is clean as you go. Wash all your knives, cutting boards, dishes, when you...
CAT CORA Love is not a feeling in your chest; it is bending down to wash another's feet.
ANDREW PETERSON It's a myth that you have to wash your hair all the time.
CAMILA ALVES What we're doing is teaching kids the right way to wash their hands.
CATHY WEAVER I had my share of critics, and I wash my hands of the whole lot.
FRANK RICHARD STOCKTON All is in the hands of man. Therefore wash them often.
STANISLAW J. LEC I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ...
KELLY JONES The black cat began to wash its face
NEIL GAIMAN By not using GVRD water to wash cars, I think we're doing a real benefit to the area,
GEOFF BAKER For the Pharisees, and all the Jews, except they wash their hands oft, eat not, holding the traditio...
BIBLE The tour ends with a huge dinner at a simple restaurant. They eat green cabbage and sausages, and wa...
JENS FINKE Instead of letting the hose run when you wash your car, fill a bucket. Don't squirt down your sidewa...
HELEN HUMPHREYS The first thing I do when I get up in the morning is wash my face with Olay Regenerist Thermal Mini-...
GRACIE GOLD Simple and plain things can touch your heart very easily! If you can be simple and plain, you can to...
MEHMET MURAT ILDAN It seemed silly to wash one day when I would only have to wash again the next.
It made me...
SYLVIA PLATH A teacher observed a boy entering the classroom with dirty hands. She stopped him and said, "Johnny,...
UNKNOWN How do you know if it's time to wash the dishes and clean your house? Look inside your pants. If you...
JO BRAND I wash Your Feet, and constantly serve You. O Divine Lord, I worship and adore You; I bow down befor...
ATHARVA VEDA I have sinned against you, my Lord, and I would ask that your precious blood would wash and cleanse ...
JIMMY SWAGGART Sand is one of the best exfoliates out there! Take a handful of sand and rub it on your skin in smal...
JENNA MORASCA Remember that it is nothing to do your duty, that is demanded of you and is no more meritorious than...
W. SOMERSET MAUGHAM As falls the dew on quenchless sands, blood only serves to wash ambition's hands.
LORD (GEORGE GORDON) BYRON As falls the dew on quenchless sands, blood only serves to wash ambition's hands.
LORD BYRON The cleanest cloth is the cloth you wash to fade!
KIMTO OCHE EMMANUEL When you can't do anything else to a boy, you can make him wash his face.
ED HOWE I definitely try and wash my face twice a day, and I never go to bed with my makeup on. I mostly jus...
SARA PAXTON When something is dirty you wash it. That's what my mum always said.
Yet...
When you have ...
ANTHONY T. HINCKS I have sinned against You, my Lord, and I would ask that your precious blood would wash and cleanse ...
JIMMY SWAGGART We strictly hand wash and wax cars here. Customers would be very unhappy if I took their Ferrari to ...
GARY KRAL You can't intellectually purge yourself of who you are. Whatever that is, it's going to come...
STEVEN SPIELBERG I want to wash your grandmother.
TRE COOL Wash your soiled linen in private
NAPOLEON BONAPARTE Clear the air! clean the sky! wash the wind! take stone from stone and wash them.
T.S. ELIOT Wash your fresh fruits and vegetables before you eat them. Peel your fruits and cut out any parts th...
PATRICIA GRIFFIN All day the blanket snapped and swelled
on the line, roused by a hot spring wind....
From ...
JANE KENYON Wash four distinct and separate times, using lots of lather each time from individual bars of soap.
HOWARD HUGHES I bought salvation from a man on the street. He said, "Go down to the beach and let the waves wash y...
GABRIEL RHEAUME They're going to have to do some voluntary conservation -- take shorter showers, don't wash your car...
DAN STEVENS When you know you're right, you don't care what others think. You know sooner or later it will come ...
BARBARA MCCLINTOCK You don't even have to wash my uniform pants.
KENT MERCKER I actually believe that you should not wash your jeans, ever. In Japan, they actually put them in th...
BENNY BLANCO You make the beds, you wash the dishes, and six months later you have to start all over again
JOAN RIVERS I will go wash;
And when my face is fair, you shall perceive
Whether I blush or no.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE If you want a symbolic gesture, don't burn the flag; wash it.
NORMAN THOMAS Sometimes you need to shed tears to wash out all your sadness away without holding it for the whole ...
NISHI DE SILVA Let them walk out of here, let them walk the hell out of here! ... Walk to some other town. Walk som...
GERALDO RIVERA Wash thyself therefore, and anoint thee, and put thy raiment upon thee, and get thee down to the flo...
BIBLE That's the beauty about beauty; it's not like a tattoo. You can just wash it right off, and ...
MICHELLE PHAN Always wear sunscreen and wash your makeup off at night.
GAIL SIMMONS When you lie down with a short prayer, commit yourself into the hands of your Creator; and when you ...
JEREMY TAYLOR I hate when I'm not done with my cup but my mom decides to put it in the dishwasher anyway and the c...
KAREN QUAN A branch of one of your antediluvian families, fellows that the flood could not wash away.
WILLIAM CONGREVE Rain may cleanse the Earth, but it doesn't wash away our tears.
ANTHONY T. HINCKS I will go wash; And when my face is fair, you shall perceive. Whether I blush or no: howbeit, I than...
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Because rain will wash away everything, if you let it.
SARAH KAY The difference between this and a traditional filter is, of course, this you can wash.
JEFF SIEGEL Most people don't realize that they actually should wash their hands after they make dinner and also...
CHARLES GERBA We do recommend if they are feeling achy or feverish to monitor the symptoms. Keep an eye on their t...
CAROL WILSON I suggest to wash tongues and heads with soap for some people. But I'm not sure that it would help; ...
LS. We want to see a strong public role in administering and managing the system. If the counties would ...
TOM FRAZIER After coming into contact with a religious man I always feel I must wash my hands.
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE After coming into contact with a religious man I always feel I must wash my hands
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE "No" is something you use a lot, and when you start using it you have a whip in your hands.
LOU SCHULTZ As a whole we are very bad at washing hands. If (people) don't wash their hands before they eat, the...
KIRK SMITH A good act does not wash out the bad, nor a bad act the good. Each should have its own reward.
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN they're trying to wash us away, they're trying to wash us away.
AARON NEVILLE The Emmy will have no effect on me, from the standpoint that you've still got to wash your bowl ...
CHARLES KEATING If we follow these three rules ? wash your hands, cook your food and if you're sick, stay home ? we'...
DENNIS KLUKAN If you want a symbolic gesture, don't burn the flag; wash it.
NORMAN THOMAS And don’t worry about the bits you can’t understand. Sit back and allow the words to wash around...
ROALD DAHL I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all ...
JOAN RIVERS What you see is that marketing rules the response to influenza, and scientific evidence comes fourth...
TOM JEFFERSON I have no conscience, none, but I would not like to bring a soul into this world. When it sinned and...
OLIVE SCHREINER I have no conscience, none, but I would not like to bring a soul into this world. When it sinned and...
OLIVE SCHREINER With the help of other people, I give them their basic needs - toothbrushes, toothpaste and soap so ...
GAIL SACCO What happens in a certain place can stain your feelings for that location, just as ink can stain a w...
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LARRY DAVID In those days, reserve duty lasted for six years, which, I might add, was three times as long as ser...
LARRY DAVID I tend to stay with the panic. I embrace the panic.
LARRY DAVID If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.
LARRY DAVID Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's lik...
LARRY DAVID I'm surprised sometimes at how some of my actions are misinterpreted.
LARRY DAVID Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting f...
LARRY DAVID I don't like to make a big splash anyway.
LARRY DAVID I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out.
LARRY DAVID Dementia is our most-feared illness, more than heart disease or cancer.
DAVID PERLMUTTER We may never understand illnesses such as cancer. In fact, we may never cure it. But an ounce of pre...
DAVID AGUS Sometimes when you get disappointment it makes you stronger.
DAVID RUDISHA Bishops and judges are some of the best politicians in the world. They know how to manipulate the po...
DAVID BLUNKETT The Holocaust, taken by itself, is a black hole. To look at it directly is to be swallowed up by it.
DAVID NOVAK I have been growing this moustache, a budding Burt Reynolds number, for a good cause known as Movemb...
DAVID SAX