Jane stood beside silver platters of cucumber sandwiches and smoked salmon sandwiches and savory-sweet ham sandwiches and open-faced sandwiches with thickly spread butter and fresh mint.

The front desk man is a spy for a famous French chef, hoping to stealing the pastry recipes of the shop down the street. And the lovely shop girl who just delivered a box of-- what is most certainly-- pastries is his secret accomplice. The note she passed him while blushing has a recipe for the perfect croissant.

I wasn't even the ham in the sandwich. I was just dragged out of the sandwich, abandoned by left and right!

If I had the choice between smoked salmon and tinned salmon, I'd have it tinned. With vinegar.

I have a disgracefully sweet tooth. My younger brother and I, all we care about are puddings. You can keep your smoked salmon and caviar.

Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.