Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary: Words You Knew the Meaning Of

I don't know why my brain has kept all the words to the Gilligan's Island theme song and has deleted everything about triangles.

maybe makes Bobby Siller's words carry a little more meaning.

Words differently arranged have a different meaning, and meanings differently arranged have a different effect

Sometimes I just thumb through the dictionary. I find words I don't know the meaning of.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.