Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.

Jerry Ford is so dumb that he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.

When things haven't gone well for you, call in a secretary or a staff man and chew him out. You will sleep better and they will appreciate the attention.

Presidential candidates don't chew gum.

I don't even like gum. But I can chew some gum, and I won't think about eating for a while.

I won't have you electioneering on my doorstep. Every time you get in trouble in Parliament you run over here with your shirttail hanging out.