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Judge yourself fairly. Sentence yourself lightly. Pardon yourself often.


Rodney Lovell

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BOB MARLEY When you judge others, you judge yourself.
JIM GENOVESE Before you judge others, first judge yourself.
TOMMY POLO before you judge someone else, judge yourself
ZAYN MALIK Before you go judge people, judge yourself first.
EPHDAN Think lightly of yourself and deeply of the world
MIYAMOTO MUSASHI Some things you sentence yourself to life for.
DONNA LYNN HOPE Angels are everywhere. Take yourself lightly, you can fly too.
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GEORGE ELIOT First improve yourself, and then judge others.
VIKRANT PARSAI Don't judge yourself by what others did to you.
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JAY MARIOTTI Be yourself. Unapologetically.
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WAYNE DYER When you judge others, you do not define them, you define yourself
EARL NIGHTINGALE When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself.
WAYNE W. DYER Teach yourself. Help yourself. Improve yourself. Enrich yourself.
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MIGUEL RUIZ Failure often comes from spreading yourself too thin.
JEFFREY BENJAMIN Don’t be afraid of criticism; criticise yourself often.
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