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Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.
SAM LEVENSON Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.
SAM LEVENSON We pray, 'lead us not into temptation'. Do we then lead ourselves into temptation?
THOMAS WATSON Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself. (T-Shirt)
DARYNDA JONES Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.
RITA MAE BROWN It is what it is, it is what you make it.
JAMES DURBIN You get to the point where you're like, 'I'm just doing me, and if people don't like...
BEBE REXHA I am Happy and satisfied with what I am.
10000 will take me wrong, 1000 will go against me, 100 will...
NEHA KOTHARI If our mind was an ocean then every now and then we would have the perfect storm happening in it.Gar...
GARY F EVANS... I regret that I wasn't more successful with my marriages, but it is what it is.
TED TURNER Why are you suggesting something… then deny to tell the whole thing?
DEYTH BANGER Memory is not only unruly, leaving us in the lurch when most needed, but stupid as well, putting its...
BALTASAR GRACIáN To stand on the
brink of what is coming, feeling eager, optimistic anticipation—with no feeli...
ASK AND IT IS GIVEN I'm not an Emontional, but how???
I live with the thought that "Nothing can be returned, it has...
DEYTH BANGER If we say 'Holiness is not possible', it simply means, He who moulded and breathed into us has anoth...
KIMTO OCHE EMMANUEL It is a lie.
ARTHUR MILLER Is it really true that political self-interest is nobler somehow than economic self-interest? . . . ...
MILTON FRIEDMAN I think we just find stuff that says something to us culturally or personally, but it also has to tr...
LISSA JUEDEMANN It made us go into police mode, where we were checking out any lead we had. We've been non-stop at t...
MARIANNA VILLAESCUSA Unpredictability means what it means. I don't know how you define it. It is what it is.
MICHAEL KEATON dont wait for next minute, next hour, next day, next week, next year, just do it if you want to do i...
ANON QUOTER It is what it is, and it ain't nothin' else... Everything is clearly, openly, plainly delive...
DAN FLAVIN With '10,000,' our aim was to make a film that was entertaining and a roller-coaster ride; i...
STEVEN STRAIT The man held himself still and turned his milk-flooded eyes on her. Fin felt something like vertigo ...
A.S. PETERSON We cannot allow our fears and our disappointments to lead us into silence and into inaction. Because...
MARCO RUBIO The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreason...
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NEHA KOTHARI I'm not affiliated with either Wikileaks or Anonymous - of course, it's not like I would tel...
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KATIE WEISMILLER And no, we don't know where it will lead. We just know there's something much bigger than an...
STEVE JOBS It is not love that brings us all human beings where we are now. It is just the realization of love.
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SUFJAN STEVENS Integrity is not everything, but it is the only thing that matters.
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HARRY STYLES Only those who try to resist temptation know how strong it is. ... We never find out the strength of...
C.S. LEWIS Not everything has a name. Some things lead us into a realm beyond words.
ALEXANDER SOLZEHNITSYN Not everything has a name. Some things lead us into a realm beyond words.
ALEXANDR SOLZHENITSYN Not everything has a name. Some things lead us into a realm beyond words.
ALEXANDER SOLZHENITSYN Science will explain how but not why. It talks about what is, not what ought to be. Science is descr...
JONATHAN SACKS If you must tell a story, tell it from the start; not where it bends into the underwood
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C.S. LEWIS I'm living with every step. I can't live with regret. The past is the past. I'm not worr...
RYAN SHECKLER I do not at all understand the mystery of grace - only that it meets us where we are but does not le...
ANNE LAMOTT The defense played well the whole game. Once we started connecting, it allowed us to extend (the lea...
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NICHOLAS WITCHELL The Bible is not an antiquated text. The scriptures are the text that will lead us into the future.
ERWIN MCMANUS The Madden Curse has really taken on a life of its own. People just love talking about it, and it is...
DREW BREES I'm probably the least harsh on myself, and I try not to scrutinize everything about my body. As...
KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN It was a good win for us. It was two weeks since we played a game, and we came out shooting and defe...
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PABLO PICASSO I thought that like it can't happen to us. We're just no where near where we should be. She's doing ...
CAITLYN GARDNER If you do something that you're not genuinely passionate about, it is a little soul-crushing. Ju...
CLAIRE DANES These $40 burgers with foie gras and truffles and all of that flies in the face of one of the most p...
ADAM RICHMAN This does not take us out of the education part of the program, it just takes us out of the child ca...
BILL WISE I saw that there is no Nature,
That Nature doesn’t exist,
That there are hills, valleys,...
ALBERTO CAEIRO I just have work to do; I just do it.
IAN MACKAYE Lead me into battle, and I will fight. Lead me into peace, and I will concede. But Lead us into bein...
J.J. BOWLERS There's doubt in trying.
Just do it or stop thinking.
TOBA BETA Just do it... that's all... no matter what, when and where... but just do it.
DEYTH BANGER To kill yourself for earning a salary is not worth it.
NARGIS FAKHRI Each temptation leaves us better or worse; neutrality is impossible.
ERWIN W. LUTZER He had a harder time helping her out though. He was asleep while she was doing stars. Without wings,...
LAURIE FRANKEL I speak the truth. Not everyone who says they are ready to hear it really are.
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CLARISSA PINKOLA ESTéS There was no Jace Wayland more real than the one he saw in her eyes when she looked at him.
CASSANDRA CLARE Death is a challenge. It tells us not to waste time... It tells us to tell each other right now that...
LEO BUSCAGLIA Death is a challenge. It tells us not to waste time... It tells us to tell each other right now that...
LEO F. BUSCAGLIA Well, what we know
Is not what they tell us
We're not ignorant, I mean it,
And they j...
BOB MARLEY We are just not finishing. I don't know exactly what to say; we are just not in tune with the last p...
ANTONIO MARTINEZ It was just us lampooning our own peer group, saying, well hey, where did this stuff come from? And ...
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C. NORTHCOTE PARKINSON It was just one of those fun games where everyone got into it. We made some three-pointers in the se...
DICK SIMPSON Coach really didn't have to tell us anything, we just knew it was time to step up. As a team, we sho...
ANGELICA SAILS Our past is what molds us into the person we are today. It does not define us.
IMANIA MARGRIA Sometimes shit's gotta be done and I just fuckin' do it!
MANUEL MONGRAIN Time does not change us. It just unfolds us.
MAX FRISCH I’m glad I see with my eyes and not the pages I’ve read.
ALBERTO CAEIRO Instinct's the iron skeleton under all our ideas of free will.
STEPHEN KING Tell all of us what to do, not just a few.
DENNIS LEE We want it to be small-time. We're not going for charts here. We're just looking for people in Minne...
GRACE POTTER Will they attack us? Yes. Will they smear our backgrounds and distort our records? Undoubtedly. Will...
CHRISTINE O'DONNELL If you want to find something with an equation, you must start thinking like a person who have it.
DEYTH BANGER Tell me, friend. Is there more for us?"
I looked into his eyes, "There is everything for us.
BRODI ASHTON Small towns around us are alive and doing well, ... Franklin is slower. People just happen to find u...
RICHARD ANDREWS We are your friends. It is the law of friendship that you tell us things you don’t want to tell us...
J. LYNN Love and compassion don't at all have to make us weak, or lead us to losing discernment and visi...
SHARON SALZBERG The advantage of the emotions is that they lead us astray, and the advantage of science is that it i...
OSCAR WILDE It is extremely important for us to talk to this person because they could really lead us back to Je...
DREW KESSE He just won't tell us.
CAPT. DAVE WULFF I think this Miami game is going to tell us where we're at.
HUGH CHARLES Not our logical faculty, but our imaginative one is king over us. I might say, priest and prophet to...
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ROBERT LECKIE Where there is perhaps a province in which the photograph can tell us nothing more than what we see ...
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DORTHEA LANGE The educational system of a country is worthless unless it [revolutionizes the social order]. Men of...
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ANONYMOUS Store front sign: Entire store on sale, everything $1 or more.
ANONYMOUS If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.
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ANONYMOUS I'm looking to buy a new boomerang, how can I throw the old one out?
ANONYMOUS My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!
ANONYMOUS If you can't find your better half, try finding your better two quarters.
ANONYMOUS Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.
ANONYMOUS It's easy to stop smoking. I stopped smoking today with no problems. I also stopped yesterday too,...
ANONYMOUS One day my wife's credit card got stolen.. what a relief it was to find that the thief spends less t...
ANONYMOUS The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.
ANONYMOUS In my house dirty dishes are like rabbits, they keep multiplying.
ANONYMOUS How do you get a Kleenex to dance?
Put a little boogy in it!
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ANONYMOUS Why does Chuck Norris' calendar go directly from March 31 to April 2nd? Nobody fools Chuck Norris!
ANONYMOUS I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.
ANONYMOUS Stop the earth from spinning, I want to get off!
ANONYMOUS If you don't like me, remember it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.
ANONYMOUS The last thing that blew my mind was the wind.
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ANONYMOUS Of course I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
ANONYMOUS Everything happening now happens because of everything that has happened before.
ANONYMOUS When there's a will, I want to be in it.
ANONYMOUS Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
ANONYMOUS When is the longer way always better than the shorter one? When you're a taxi driver.
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ANONYMOUS What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.
ANONYMOUS I'm going to stand outside, so if anybody asks for me, I'm outstanding.
ANONYMOUS Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
ANONYMOUS I'm multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.
ANONYMOUS Think you're smart? Come over and help me with my homework.
ANONYMOUS Never wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, and the pig likes it.
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ANONYMOUS I'm trying to think how I can think of what I want to think.
ANONYMOUS People think.....
I'm skinny, but I'm really chunky.
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ANONYMOUS I lost control. Offering reward to anyone who finds it.
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ANONYMOUS I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.
ANONYMOUS Stop! You're under arrest for being too sexy. Your sentence is an eternity inside my heart.
ANONYMOUS Marriage is like a walk in the park... Jurrasic Park.
ANONYMOUS It's 11PM, do you know where your pants are?
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ANONYMOUS Pleasing everyone, that's impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!
ANONYMOUS I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we're having cake.
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ANONYMOUS What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
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ANONYMOUS Fart when someone hugs you, it makes them feel strong.
ANONYMOUS Smile while you still have teeth.
ANONYMOUS Have some patience, I'm screwing things up as fast as possible.
ANONYMOUS After many years of studying my Geography book I finally know by heart that Australia is on page 23.
ANONYMOUS Funny sign at health spa: Fresh 10,000 year old mud for sale.
ANONYMOUS I always mean what I say, I don't always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.
ANONYMOUS I love that cute thing you do when you stop texting me for hours, it's adorable.
ANONYMOUS True love is truly amazing only when it's truly true.
ANONYMOUS Being married means mostly shouting "What?" from other rooms.
ANONYMOUS Is it good if a blow dryer blows?
ANONYMOUS Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
ANONYMOUS Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
ANONYMOUS Never judge a book by it's movie
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ANONYMOUS When you have a hammer in your hand everything around you starts looking like a nail.
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ANONYMOUS I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.
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ANONYMOUS Today was once tomorrow, and tomorrow will be today soon.
ANONYMOUS Silence is golden. Too bad nobody is buying.
ANONYMOUS I'm not really a control freak, but... can I show the right way to do that?
ANONYMOUS A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
ANONYMOUS I once finished first on my running team, then the coach asked me where everyone else is.
ANONYMOUS Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
ANONYMOUS Why is the sky blue? Sure there is an explanation, but lets just be thankful it's not red!
ANONYMOUS Just because I can't sing doesn't mean that I won't sing.
ANONYMOUS Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place... the fridge.
ANONYMOUS I'm not frowning, I'm just smiling upside down.
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ANONYMOUS I can make the doorbell ring any time I want, all I have to do is go to the bathroom.
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ANONYMOUS Bathroom sign above toilet: It's like basketball, the basket is bigger than the ball! Learn to sco...
ANONYMOUS I can't wait for that to never happen.
ANONYMOUS I liked the movie Titanic, my favorite character was the iceberg.
ANONYMOUS Sports top moment: to score a goal but miss in the re-play.
ANONYMOUS Honesty top moment: to be a cop and give yourself a ticket for going through a red light.
ANONYMOUS Rudeness top moment: to scare an ostrich on an asphalt street.
ANONYMOUS I'm so sorry about what I said when I was hungry.
ANONYMOUS Always be positive. *Trips down the stairs* Whew, I got down those stairs fast.
ANONYMOUS Beauty is mysterious as well as terrible.
ANONYMOUS An expert is a person who has made every possible mistake in a small field of study.
ANONYMOUS My taste in music ranges from "You've gotta listen to this" to "I know, please don't judge me."
ANONYMOUS Just because it's called makeup, it doesn't mean it should make up 100% of your face.
ANONYMOUS You can't please everyone, you're not a Nutella jar.
ANONYMOUS Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.
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