When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

As long as everything is exactly the way I want it.. I'm totally flexible.

Pleasing everyone, that's impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I'd have to do.