Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in


Will Rogers

  Email Quote to Friends   Link to Quote   Create Short URL  Publish Text About This Quote   Share on Facebook, Twitter, and more
  See Recommended Quotes For You

Related

Well...letting the cat out of the bag is a lot easier than putting it in.
CHARLES MARTIN
Now customers realize there are a lot of competitors. BlackBerry is not the only cat in the bag anym...
JEFF KAGAN
It is a lie.
ARTHUR MILLER
You let the cat out of the bag
PROVERB
Once a nominee starts taking strong public positions, the cat is out of the bag.
SEAN RUSHTON
His life seemed like a deck of cards, and in the midst of all those two’s and three’s someone ha...
TEKOA MANNING
Monty put on a clinic. He made it look a whole lot easier than it is.
DARRYL HAMMOND
Life is a lot easier when you realize that you're not in control of it all.
KARRINE STEFFANS
You're full of contradictions, Ms. Wallace."
I looked up at him and arched a brow. "I'm a girl...
TAMMARA WEBBER
The only way he could have her was to shatter this stubborn faith of hers. In doing so, would he sha...
FRANCINE RIVERS
He wept because he was afraid now that he could not save Gabriel. He no longer cared about himself
LOIS LOWRY
The problem with a lot of these issues is, once the cat is out of the bag and the information has be...
DOUG ISENBERG
Mother Superior jump the gun...
-The Beatles, Happiness is a Warm Gun
LAUREN MYRACLE
If I provide for this life and turn away from the Lord, I am wise for a moment, but lost forever.
FRANCINE RIVERS
The only way he could have her was to shatter this stubborn faith of hers. In doing so, would he sha...
FRANCINE RIVERS
What's the difference between people who see and seek gaps and those that see and seek bridges? The ...
RICHIE NORTON
It's a whole lot easier to call games from the stands. It's a whole lot quicker on the field. People...
CHAD LASWELL
It is the most important thing for children, whether it is an air-bag car or non-air-bag car, that t...
JOAN CLAYBROOK
If you can make a team one-dimensional, it makes it a whole lot easier for you.
LARRY TRIPPLETT
To have an experienced quarterback, it just makes your coaching job a whole lot easier,
BOBBY JOHNSON
The Will Rogers Follies,
HANK WILLIAMS
The knees have made any injury I've experienced, or will experience, a lot easier to deal with and c...
JODI HOWELL
I don't really remember a whole lot of sex, drugs and rock n' roll, really.
BILL BRUFORD
Integrity is not everything, but it is the only thing that matters.
JEFFREY FRY
I love buddy comedies, ... I love when two guys who have nothing in common are suddenly in the same ...
FRANCIS VEBER
Alice: Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?
The Cheshire Cat: That dep...
LEWIS CARROLL
Time is a teacher which in the end it kills all it's students. (Synchronicity 2015 Film)
DEYTH BANGER
You can't fuck with the kid... and I'm the fucking kid!
PHIL ANSELMO
It is easier to gather up a bag of loose feathers than to round up or head off a single lie.
SOURCE UNKNOWN
When I die it will be game over,... but I know one life is short, to be selfish is not the best deci...
DEYTH BANGER
She was intimidating and all I could do was sit back on the couch as she paced back and forth, slowl...
IN THE MAKING
The reason they are taking them all away is so when they come back the whole lot will look uniform.
BOB COOMBES
It's a lot better than coming home to a hotel room. The town is really pretty, too. It makes it a lo...
KAREN DELANEY
[Mix 'n match season for apparel :] Apparel is clearly a mixed bag, ... We have some very good and v...
MICHAEL NIEMIRA
I don't really remember a whole lot of sex, drugs and rock n' roll, really.
BILL BRUFORD
The most important thing is to do the right thing. If you do the right thing in the first place, the...
DAVE TOMSKY
Then kids wouldn't eat them anymore. We can't let the cat out of the bag (that they're healthy).
ANGELA HANSEN
It's a lot easier for me to get into the rhythm of the game playing on back-to-back days.
CONNOR BURNHAM
Empathy is the new measurement of everything. It doesn't matter what religion you have, what God you...
C. JOYBELL C.
The things i know now, i never knew then. I wish i knew.
SOTONYE ANGA
FIDDLE, n. An instrument to tickle human ears by friction of a horse's tail on the entrails of a cat...
AMBROSE BIERCE
Things ain't what they used to be and never were.
WILL ROGERS
So is this a habit of yours, leaving your bag behind in order te strike up a conversation?" He grinn...
AMY PLUM
Owning a cat is a lot like being an American tourist in a fancy French restaurant- you will be overc...
STEVE MARTIN
VIEW FROM A HILL

I am not yet quite over it.
I am lying down on top of it.
Surv...
JOHN TOTTENHAM
After witnessing the power of the force, Luke Skywalker exclaimed, "I don't believe it!" His Jedi me...
THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
The king may rule the kingdom, but it's the queen who moves the board.
D.M. TIMNEY
If they're having fun, we're having fun. If they're up there rushing the quarterback like that it ma...
DAVID OVERSTREET
Your mind is a Microcosm of strength and power. There’s all the magic you need in it. When all els...
CHINONYE J. CHIDOLUE
I want to the whole of Europe to have one currency; it will make make trading much easier.
NAPOLEON BONAPARTE (NAPOLEON I)
Maybe the past is an anchor holding us back. Maybe, you have to let go of who you are to become who ...
SEX AND THE CITY
Looking back on it now, I know a lot more now than I did then. I wish I knew back then what I know n...
BRIAN LEGGETT
Waking up every morning with a company is a lot of pressure. But when you're aware of what other...
ALEXIS OHANIAN
You know, I don't think my music is important, I don't think it's changing the world, I ...
SUFJAN STEVENS
Will Rogers once said, 'If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.' Medi...
LEONARD BURMAN
There's no fun in a bag if it's not kicked around so that it looks as if the cat's been ...
JANE BIRKIN
Unfortunately, this setback cost us a little bit of work. There's still some stuff around the bag he...
DALE SVEUM
When will we get the help we need to come back home? It's a whole lot of people that's really hurtin...
MARGARET TOLLIVER
Wake up to a brand new day and realize why you woke up to meet the day! Live to the end of another d...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH
Now is the only time we have, and the only time that we have any control over.
RICHARD CARLSON
When gettin' off wasn't worth puttin' up with her, I ended it
KRISTEN ASHLEY
Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back
EUGENE O'NEILL
In the beginning, there was nothing and from nothing came our species then behold the dawn of music....
GARY F EVANS...
I have to give a lot of credit to the defense. Our defense is our greatest strength right now and th...
JAVIER TORRES
To search the sands of a lost desert for truth and justice in this world today you might as well be ...
GARY F EVANS...
I just never fantasized about Mr. Rogers, but I like his whole vibe.
CATHERINE KEENER
If you want to freak your cat out, stare at your cat. If you want to reassure your cat, stare at you...
WALTER MURCH
Today is about the now, the moment you live in, so do now what you want to do
SOTONYE ANGA
If you want to concentrate deeply on some problem, and especially some piece of writing or paper-wor...
MURIEL SPARK
He brings the greatest conflict into the history of mankind. He will come soon to our world just lik...
TOBA BETA
She would tuck Sam into her heart, a bright light for her to take out whenever things were darkest.
SARAH J. MAAS
The voice doesn't take a lot of effort now, but in the beginning it was hard to try to find a vo...
DAN CASTELLANETA
The battle is not physical, it is spiritual and your mind is the battleground. Keep your mind pure a...
JEANETTE CORON
We begin to fight. The wind and I. Horns locked. Battling each other with elements.
LAURA DOCKRILL
Exciting. We've got so much firepower coming back. Adding a couple new guys, especially Drew (Lavend...
STANLEY BURRELL
When you live in the present, the past is forgotten & the future takes care of itself.
MANDY HALE
It's the major focus on the team. It allows us to control the game. It does make it a lot easier for...
CARLOS GIRON
Tell me this," I said. "My world. It's not like the one I read about in the oldest books. When they ...
MARK LAWRENCE
I really like The Catcher in the Rye a lot.
ETHAN SUPLEE
Last week he let the cat out of the bag. I don't think he had been telling anybody, but I'm sure he ...
STEWART CINK
You know, I preferred you as an evil monk. Would have made killing you a whole lot easier.
CHRIS D'LACEY
If it's something we can feel, touch and taste, it's a whole lot easier to stay on track.
GARY FOREMAN
Offensively we're coming along well. It's a lot easier this spring, because we're not learning a who...
BRADY LEAF
It is easier to love humanity as a whole than to love one's neighbor.
ERIC HOFFER
It is easier to love humanity as a whole that to love one's neighbor.
ERIC HOFFER
There was once a tiger-striped cat. This cat died a million deaths, and lived a million lives, and i...
KEIKO NOBUMOTO
It is what it is, it is what you make it.
JAMES DURBIN
Well, good afternoon, sunshine. How are you feeling?"
"Like something the cat dragged in, then ...
KIMBERLY MONTAGUE
The ancient feud between cat and dog is not forgotten in the north, for the Lynx is the deadly foe o...
ERNEST THOMPSON SETON
I lick the cheese off Doritos and put them back in the bag. I will eat pretty much anything as long ...
CHRISSY TEIGEN
We fall back into the past, we jump ahead into the future, and in this we lose our entire lives.
THICH NHAT HANH
You make a lot of adjustments in the early years, and it gets easier.
CAROL LEVINE
Having him back in Ecuador will cause a lot of noise, but it will not destabilize the government.
CARLOS LARREATEGUI
If curiosity killed the cat, it was satisfaction that brought it back.
HOLLY BLACK
Life is not a game. Still, in this life, we choose the games we live to play.
J.R. RIM
I went past the bag and turned back, that's when I felt it.
JULIO LUGO
It just didn't work out. But the bottom line is I have a feeling I will be in the sport a whole lot ...
BOBBY JR
It just didn't work out. But the bottom line is I have a feeling I will be in the sport a whole lot ...
BOBBY HAMILTON JR
It's not the perfect time to fish, but the weather will be a whole lot better than it is here.
ERIC WALLACE
I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ...
KELLY JONES

More Will Rogers

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
WILL ROGERS
Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
WILL ROGERS
Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
WILL ROGERS
Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
WILL ROGERS
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.
WILL ROGERS
Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
WILL ROGERS
When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.
WILL ROGERS
I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody a chance to get...
WILL ROGERS
I have no Politics. I am for the Party that is out of Power, no matter which one it is. But I will g...
WILL ROGERS
When I die, my epitaph or whatever you call those signs on gravestones is going to read: I joked abo...
WILL ROGERS
Here it is, a New Year. We got to make some resolutions, as well as interest and tax payments in thi...
WILL ROGERS
Everybody is ignorant only on different subjects.
WILL ROGERS
Lord, the money we do spend on Government and its not one bit better than the government we got for ...
WILL ROGERS
There is no credit to being a comedian, when you have the whole Government working for you. All you ...
WILL ROGERS
We can make this thing into a Party, instead of a Memory.
WILL ROGERS
Youve got to be an optimist to be a Democrat, and youve got to be a humorist to stay one.
WILL ROGERS
I am not a member of any organized partyI am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERS
And kid Congress and the Senate, dont scold em. They are just children thats never grown up. They do...
WILL ROGERS
I originated a remark many years ago that I think has been copied more than any little thing that Iv...
WILL ROGERS
I never met a man I didn't like.
WILL ROGERS
When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds
WILL ROGERS
Lobbyists have more offices in Washington than the President. You see, the President only tells Cong...
WILL ROGERS
The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse ...
WILL ROGERS
Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.
WILL ROGERS
You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.
WILL ROGERS
It's great to be great, but it's greater to be human.
WILL ROGERS
I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody chance to get s...
WILL ROGERS
Diplomats are just as essential in starting a war as soldiers are in finishing it.
WILL ROGERS
Do anything in this world but monkey with somebody eles's religion. What reasoning of conceit makes ...
WILL ROGERS
Fanatical religion driven to a certain point is almost as bad as none at all, but not quite.
WILL ROGERS
It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
WILL ROGERS
Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.
WILL ROGERS
In the early days of the Indian Territory, there were no such things as birth certificates. You bein...
WILL ROGERS
Believe in something for another world, but don't be too set on what it is, and then you won't start...
WILL ROGERS
The person with the best job in the country is the vice president. All he has to do is get up every ...
WILL ROGERS
I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
WILL ROGERS
I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce.
WILL ROGERS
No party is as bad as its leaders.
WILL ROGERS
Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.
WILL ROGERS
The more you read and observe about this politics thing, the more you've got to admit that each part...
WILL ROGERS
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
WILL ROGERS
This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid of it. That we have carried...
WILL ROGERS
The reason political party platforms are so long is that when you straddle anything it takes a long ...
WILL ROGERS
If you ever injected truth into politics, you would have no politics.
WILL ROGERS
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and their politicians as jokes.
WILL ROGERS
It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out the next morning that it was s...
WILL ROGERS
All I know is what I read in the papers.
WILL ROGERS
The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the ...
WILL ROGERS
America is a great country, but you can't live in it for nothing.
WILL ROGERS
The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best o...
WILL ROGERS
Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS
About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an i...
WILL ROGERS
America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.
WILL ROGERS
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House an...
WILL ROGERS
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you
WILL ROGERS
There is no argument in the world that carries the hatred that a relioious belief does. The more lea...
WILL ROGERS
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people
WILL ROGERS
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS
There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get off the thing that he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS
There is nothing as stupid as an educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
WILL ROGERS
There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS
I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.
WILL ROGERS
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
WILL ROGERS
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERS
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
WILL ROGERS
Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERS
I will never joke about old soldiers who try to get to reunions to talk over the war again. To talk ...
WILL ROGERS
The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
WILL ROGERS
You never know how much a man can't remember until he is called as a witness.
WILL ROGERS
Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough to ruin every enjoymen...
WILL ROGERS
A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
WILL ROGERS
Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion.
WILL ROGERS
All I know is just what I read in the papers.
WILL ROGERS
Everybody is ignorant -- only on different subjects.
WILL ROGERS
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
WILL ROGERS
There's no trick to being humorous when you have the whole government working for you.
WILL ROGERS
Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.
WILL ROGERS
There ain't nothing that breaks up homes, country, and nations like somebody publishing their memoir...
WILL ROGERS
When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do -- w...
WILL ROGERS
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The ...
WILL ROGERS
Compared to them I
WILL ROGERS
The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up...
WILL ROGERS
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR C...
WILL ROGERS
My ancestors didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they were there to meet the boat.
WILL ROGERS
Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.
WILL ROGERS
Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won't work.
WILL ROGERS
I wonder if it isn't just cowardice instead of generosity that makes us give tips.
WILL ROGERS
The whole financial structure of Wall Street seems to rise or fall on the mere fact that the Federal...
WILL ROGERS
An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else s.
WILL ROGERS
There wasn't any more truth in over half of what any so-called orator said. If it wasn't a Deliberat...
WILL ROGERS
A debt is just as hard for a Government to pay as it is for an individual. No debt ever comes due at...
WILL ROGERS
The nation is prosperous on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole?
WILL ROGERS
The main thing about being a hero is to know when to die.
WILL ROGERS
Being a hero is about the shortest lived profession on earth.
WILL ROGERS
We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
WILL ROGERS
There is an awful lot of difference between reading something and actually seeing it, for you can ne...
WILL ROGERS
Don't be misled by History, or any other unreliable source.
WILL ROGERS
Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERS
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
WILL ROGERS
Live so that you wouldn
WILL ROGERS
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
WILL ROGERS
In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write, but evidently can't read. If they c...
WILL ROGERS
There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.
WILL ROGERS
There is no more interesting place in the world to meet characters than a movie set. If you have los...
WILL ROGERS
Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something ...
WILL ROGERS
Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up. If it don't...
WILL ROGERS
Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people th...
WILL ROGERS
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today.
WILL ROGERS
Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are to finishing it. You take Diplomac...
WILL ROGERS
I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse.
WILL ROGERS
This depression was deep, and you don't climb out of anything as quick as you fall in.
WILL ROGERS
Lord, let me live until I die.
WILL ROGERS
One revolution is like one cocktail, it just gets you organized for the next.
WILL ROGERS
Things will get better -- despite our efforts to improve them.
WILL ROGERS
You can't say that civilization don't advance... for in every war they kill you a new way.
WILL ROGERS
There should be one day when there is open season on senators.
WILL ROGERS
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a h...
WILL ROGERS
With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke.
WILL ROGERS
When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states.
WILL ROGERS
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't ...
WILL ROGERS
If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session ...
WILL ROGERS
Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work
WILL ROGERS
In day-to-day commerce, television is not so much interested in the business of communications as in...
WILL ROGERS
Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting ...
WILL ROGERS
You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war, they kill you in a new way.
WILL ROGERS
You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.
WILL ROGERS
Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
WILL ROGERS
Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest thing to hold
WILL ROGERS
You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one
WILL ROGERS
Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.
WILL ROGERS
All I know is what I read in the papers
WILL ROGERS
Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf.
WILL ROGERS
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meet...
WILL ROGERS
The Income Tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
WILL ROGERS
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. Even when you make a tax form out on ...
WILL ROGERS
Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you do not know when it is through if you are a croo...
WILL ROGERS
Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people th...
WILL ROGERS
Common sense ain't common.
WILL ROGERS
I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad as some of our newspapers make it
WILL ROGERS
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every mor...
WILL ROGERS
Our public men are speaking every day on something, but they ain't saying anything.
WILL ROGERS
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.
WILL ROGERS
Lead your life so you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS
Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work.
WILL ROGERS
You can't say that civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.
WILL ROGERS
For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the po...
WILL ROGERS
Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.
WILL ROGERS
Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.
WILL ROGERS
Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each ot...
WILL ROGERS
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.
WILL ROGERS
Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ...
WILL ROGERS
Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutio...
WILL ROGERS
Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it...
WILL ROGERS
A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you...
WILL ROGERS
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERS
One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.
WILL ROGERS
A fool and his money are soon elected.
WILL ROGERS
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
WILL ROGERS
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
WILL ROGERS
It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
WILL ROGERS
People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their...
WILL ROGERS
Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress peo...
WILL ROGERS
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they do...
WILL ROGERS
Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising a...
WILL ROGERS
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising ...
WILL ROGERS
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress ...
WILL ROGERS
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
WILL ROGERS
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
WILL ROGERS
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The ...
WILL ROGERS
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERS
Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then se...
WILL ROGERS
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERS
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
WILL ROGERS
You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.
WILL ROGERS
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
WILL ROGERS
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
WILL ROGERS
A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
WILL ROGERS
Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United Stat...
WILL ROGERS
Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.
WILL ROGERS
The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live o...
WILL ROGERS
When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.
WILL ROGERS
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
WILL ROGERS
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS
People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
WILL ROGERS
We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
WILL ROGERS
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
WILL ROGERS
I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'
WILL ROGERS
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
WILL ROGERS
Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we neve...
WILL ROGERS
Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
WILL ROGERS
Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.
WILL ROGERS
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a Hous...
WILL ROGERS
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, a...
WILL ROGERS
Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplo...
WILL ROGERS
If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper t...
WILL ROGERS
I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERS
Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison.
WILL ROGERS
An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.
WILL ROGERS
Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifu...
WILL ROGERS